"I don't wanna go to church."
"But you'll be saved."
Why does he not want to go to church?
What is because there's no saving this sweet piece of ass?
100
"Yo dude, I had to call you, man. That ____________ video you posted of the concert that you were at, that was dope. I felt like I was really there."
What is Snapchat?
100
"Sam has this problem when he's done having sex with someone, he can't stop saying their name in a deep voice."
"What do you mean?"
"Sorry guys, I was at ___________."
What is "my dad's"?
100
Why does this viner want people to stop saying he looks like Chicken Little?
What is because chicken little is a coward and he is NOT a coward?
200
What does Derek do after he says this: "Hi my name is Derek, welcome to Pizza Hut. Let me guess, Pizza?"
What is he "faints" and drops the tray?
200
How much did he pay for that taco?
What is "you know this boy got his free taco"?
200
"Can I buy a train?"
"Do you have $40?"
What does the kid do after the "seller" asks that?
What is he dumps a box full of change out on the counter?
200
"Ey, it's ya boy, uh _______________."
What is "skinny penis"?
200
Why did this viner not eat his sandwich?
What is because his mom "used the buttcheek pieces"?
300
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick."
What noise does Jack make?
What is euhhhhhhhhh?
300
He misses Kurt Cobain so much, but who is he showing pictures of?
What is Billy Ray Cyrus?
300
"Never did I ever have a dad that picked up crack and then we had to get kicked out of our house."
Who did that happen to?
What is Sally?
300
"Wait until your father gets home."
"I ain't afraid of my bitchass dad-"
What is the door opens and he gets scared because his dad walks in?
300
He is standing there with what on his titties?
What is Barbeque Sauce?
400
"This is my uh message to Jesus..."
What is "Hey gigi, sup man. How are you?"
400
What does Rachel do when she hears someone say she is so annoying?
What is Rachel jumps over the fence, runs through the yard, gets on the roof, and looks through the window saying "I heard you were talking shit about me."
400
Why did this viner not make the basketball team?
What is there was this fuckin' dog and he was so good?
400
*Opens fridge* "Oh my god, who ate all my..."
What is "fucking danimals"?
400
Finish the vine:
"Well son it appears that your Cancer-"
"Woah, I have Cancer?"
What is "Woah, I interrupt people?"
500
"Okay class x equals-"
"I know you heard that drake and-"
"Why do I hear talking?"
What is "because you got ears you dumbass bitch"?
500
"Hey come do fireworks with us!"
"Fireworks trigger my PTSD."
Why do fireworks trigger his PTSD?
What is he burnt his asshole with a sparkler last year?
500
Who says, "Yo this is a message to all my bitchass haters alright, I'm- I'm really sensitive, so just please stop."
What is Bo Burnham?
500
"Alright, what can I get ya?"
"I'd like the blueberry pancakes."
"Sounds good."
What is "April fools, I'll have the omelette."
500
I said a one, two, three, other kids laugh at me, but _________________________________
What is they don't really know that my dad has a gun yet?