MRI
"Clinical Data"
Is it really Therapy?
Useless Uses
NOPE!
100

This MRI technology allows for scans anywhere in the body.

What is SureScan

100

The study that showed 72% of patients needed a battery replacement at 12 months.

What is the Wille study

100
Medtronic IPG that can recharge in under one hour

What is Intellis

100

Something that fell straight out of the 1980's 

What is the Medtronic Remote

100

DRG FDA approval

Aww honey bless your heart! 

200

The only reason a doctor may want a Medtronic SCS over any other company?

What is MRI compatibility. 
200

The study that showed no significant difference in pain scores/pain relief


What is the Provenzano study

200

Best uses for Medtronic IPG 

Paper weight 

200

MRI Capability that heartless Dr.'s do not care about

Fractured lead MRI

200

Something that Medtronic Believes they have 

True Burst...Ahhhh Hell NAH! 

300

Medtronics MRI conditionality requires 30 minute scans with this much down time

What is a complete waste of time (60 minutes)

300

Only 4 out of 15 patients (27%) in this study responded to HD stimulation

What is Sweet study

300

The name for the blackest color ever created, this is also the name of Medtronic's nonrechargable generator.

What is Vanta

300

Something that might blow up in your face

What is a samsung phone (AKA medtronic PC)

300

Something Abbott has that's a hard no for Medtronic

What is the smallest battery on the market

400

In their promotional material, Medtronic warns that this sensation may occur during MRI scan

What is vibration, heat, and intense discomfort
400

In their "landmark" study to prove efficacy of DTM, this amount of patients were sampled

35 :(

400

While Abbott offers an extensive range of lead options, Medtronic only offers this amount

What is 3 options.

400

The Medtronic knockoff version of HF10 therapy

What is Evolve

400

Abbott laid off 6 thousand employee's 

NOPE! That was Medtronic

500

In their 2021 Restore Sensor event, this percentage of batteries were unable to recharge or had device malfunctions.

What is 51%

500

Patients reported shocks even when using adaptive stim in what study

What is Sweet study, 2015

500

Medtronic's "therapy" DTM is literally just

Sub-perception tonic

500

Best way to get two surgeries quickly

Get a Medtronic battery implanted (and then explanted a year later when it dies)
500

Medtronic better than Abbott

NOOOOO!!!!
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