"Man"
Is Born Free
And Everywhere He Is In Chains
Fun With Puns
Crossing The Aisle
100
By now, you really should know who this man is. He's one of the most quoted ranking members at NOTUS.
Jared Huffman
100
He was one of the founders of the Freedom Caucus, and its first chairman.
Jim Jordan
100
He's awaiting trial for money laundering, bribery and conspiracy. He's still probably the Democrats' best shot at holding onto the seat.
Henry Cuellar
100
No, he's not an interim Ethics chair, though you may guess that from his last name.
Michael Guest
100
You have to know this congressman, who frequently crosses the aisle to vote with Democrats because he doesn't think GOP proposals are conservative enough.
Thomas Massie
200
He defeated fellow Democrat, "Hollywood" Howard Berman, in 2012 to stay in Congress.
Brad Sherman
200
This former physician admits to pressuring a mistress to get an abortion. Politically, he's still anti-abortion.
Scott DesJarlais
200
He's being investigated for misrepresenting his finances on his disclosure forms. That's only the tip of the iceberg.
Cory Mills
200
This Foreign Affairs Chair doesn't exactly have a pun name, but he named his sprawling Texas mansion after an Indian destination. That's punny enough for me.
Michael McCaul
200
He's statistically the most moderate Republican in Congress. Maybe that's why he voted against the reconciliation bill.
Brian Fitzpatrick
300
She was a controversial DNC chair in 2016. Now she's the chair of the Democratic Steering Committee.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
300
He initially voted against Mike Johnson's speakership in January.
Keith Self
300
He was arrested for picking up a prostitute while running for Congress in 1993. He still beat Mark Takano the following year.
Ken Calvert
300
Instead of saying "instead," you could use this congressman's last name — in combination with another word.
Ted Lieu
300
He's a proud member of the Blue Dogs, though he's had to solidify his progressive credentials a bit as he runs for governor.
Josh Gottheimer
400
This Michigan Republican represents the Upper Peninsula.
Jack Bergman
400
He took down a Democrat in the 2010 midterm "shellacking." Since then, he's become one of the most tenured members of the Freedom Caucus.
Morgan Griffith
400
He was the first congressman to endorse Donald Trump in 2016. He was later convicted of insider trading. Don't worry, Trump pardoned him.
Chris Collins
400
Open up my eager eyes, because I'm this former CEO of Virgin Galactic. 
George Whitesides
400
She has an R+2 district. Maybe that's why she's a bit of a headache for Dem leaders despite looking like a Portlandia character.
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
500
He beat a Democrat in Arizona after redistricting.
Juan Ciscomani
500
He replaced Billy Long in Congress, but don't worry, he picked up right where the auctioneer left off as one of Trump's strongest champions.
Eric Burlison
500
He was the second member of Congress to endorse Trump in 2016. He was later convicted of misusing campaign funds. Don't worry, Trump pardoned him.
Duncan Hunter Jr.
500
Coming up with this Democrat's name may be a little more...difficult. He took down a Republican in 2018.
Josh Harder
500
He's one of the most moderate members of Congress. He'll probably have to carry on that tradition if he makes it to the Senate.
Chris Pappas