Random Objects
What was the piece of furniture that grandma LOVED, but everyone hated due to its smell?
The yellow rocking chair!
Who was the enemy who lived near the 7-11 that threatened to burn our house down?
Destiny
What is the "nick name" mom would give the woman that would walk up and down Fort Avenue?
"Thighs"
What was the item Alyssa pooped in as a toddler that was NOT a toilet?
A toy car.
Hurryyyyyyyy
What was the edible item that was found in the back seat of the blue van after it was purchased?
A half eaten corn dog.
Who was the disliked teacher that paid students to grade papers instead of doing it themself?
Mr. Cooper
What is the "nick name" that mom gave one of Alyssa's classmates at T.C. Miller?
"Bug Eyed Steve"
When Westley was asked what he wanted for his 5th birthday he said a nerf gun, instead dad bought him this.
A ping pong table!
What is the phrase we say after someone steps on the back of mom's heel?
"Brandon did it!"
What is Brandon's famous chocolate covered rice-crispy treats called?
Doo doo balls on a plate
Who were the people that lived next door that had roaches, multiple screaming kids, would drink and fight all day, build bottle rockets, have their 10 year old son mow the entire yard, AND now works at IHOP?
Jessie Greenwult
What was the "nick-name" mom gave for HER least favorite employee that worked at Papa Johns with dad?
"Shrek"
When we were given Kitty by Will and Francine, mom and dad gave Westley the chance to name her, what did he want to originally name her?
Megatron
What is the family joke according to grandma, concerning Carsen?
He spilled garbage water on himself.
What was the item that was found on Sheila's front porch?
Poopy socks
When I wanted to go on a cutesy target run on a Saturday this instead happened on Wards Road In front of CVS.
An old lady hit me!
What was the "nick name" everyone called Gordon's son at the Bridge church?
"Booty"
Westley had beat him in the NFL ps3 game before the super bowl even started.
What was the phrase Brandon shouted when he was arguing with mom YEARS AGO and meant to curse her out, but evidently failed?
SHUT UP THE FIRE
What was the item Alyssa placed on mom's back in FYE right after mom got into the car accident?
A back massager
Who was the person that dad had a "frenemy" relationship with growing up which broke the generational friendship on his mom's side of the family?
Dennis Powers.
What is the "nick name" mom gave the homeless man that walks all around Lynchburg and even tried throwing rocks at the car once?
What was found in the blue van on the way to Desmond T. Doss in 2010? (We had to pull over in the Burlington parking lot)
A black kitten we took home and named Peanut.
What was the question asked by Westley when he was helping make an Apple pie during Thanksgiving?
"What's yeast?"