Who said it?
Don’t come over here unless you have my fucking grandkids
Grandma Brown
And since we’ve no place to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Grandma and Grandpa Browns until midnight.
Where did we go after Christmas Eve mass?
Kris Kringle
What is another name for Santa?
Pumpkins
What did Uncle Darrel refuse to steal on the road trip?
I don’t like Uncle Mike
Tyler Eckert
I gave you my heart
Bad Santa, The Hangover, and The Switch
What movies did Nona play at Christmas?
St Stephen’s Day
What is Boxing Day?
The shag carpet.
Where did Darrel’s braces get stuck?
Jesus Christ, Norah
Papa
Have yourself
a merry little Christmas
Who walked into the glass door?
Paris
Where was Kevin’s family in Home Alone going on vacation?
In the fetal position
Where was Mike during the family broomball game?
I always said she should’ve been a stripper
Nona
Grandma got …
Run over by a reindeer
Sleeping 20 minutes in.
What was Tyler doing during family movies on Christmas?
Shepherds
Who were baby Jesus’ first guests?
Under his truck on the streets of Seaforth.
Where is Grandpa Brown hiding?
Stink finger and hide the weenie were our favourite games
Grandpa Brown
Snowin’ and blowin’ up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun
Who ate the cheese off the top of the nacho dip?
Join in any reindeer games.
What did the other reindeer’s not let Rudolph do?
$5 bill
What did Grandma Brown give out for home runs?