Isabella Storytime ala Bennie
Once upon a time…
There was a furry boy.
He was sad cuz he didn’t wanna go to school.
But his mama said, here I make you feel better so you don’t get sad.
And my smoochies won’t go away.
So you can always feel not sad.
And the boy thought it worked,
So he smooched his mama and said,
Hey my smoochies won’t go away too!
The End.
What is The Kissing Hand?
Oliver Lardier, the Boness Bros., Hunter, & Izby will rock the town with this band.
What is Fall Snacks?
Turns out to get her really walking she needed some of these.
What are walking snacks?
Stealthiest avoider of lasers in an escape room.
Who is Jackie?
I truly am unable to remain here.
Isabella, conditions are nippy exteriorly.
What is Baby, It’s Cold Outside?
Once upon a time…
There was a boy.
He was a scaredy cat.
So he said, help me aminal friends
So I’m not a scaredy cat.
And they all said sorry, we’re all scaredy cats too
But different.
And the boy said, hey, I’m not a scaredy cat like the other aminals are scaredy cats
So I guess I’m ok!
Even tho he was still a lil bit of a scaredy cat.
The End.
What is Franklin in the Dark?
It’s the hypothetical band of Isabella & Cotto. They have a poster & everything!
What is Walking Snacks?
We’ve had to switch out the batteries of this since she’s prone to grab it and use it.
What is the tv remote?
Biggest crier whenever they see us.
Who is Camille?
Recently born St. Nick, one cincuenta quattro mobile with a retractible roof as well,
Sky azul.
What is Santa Baby?
Once upon a time…
There was a furry boy.
He was lonely in the store
Cuz he broked his clothes.
So he tried to find how to unbroke his clothes.
But the little girl saw him and loved him anyway
So she took him home.
And then she unbroke his clothes too.
The End.
What is Corduroy?
You and I spent so much time ordering a particular way at Il Bambino we were dubbed this.
What is The Crostini Couple?
Pretty much since the day she was born, people see her or a photo and comment how much of this she has.
What is hair?
Most likely to not hear any of this game going on even if they're in the same room.
Who is Grandpa Joe?
Jammin’ w/ electronic guitars whilst circling the holiday arbor.
At the Jesus holiday jamboree light jump.
What is Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree?
Once upon a time…
There was a girl.
She was real smart.
Cuz she knew the beast was stupid and got tired.
So she figured out how to make the beast real tired.
And she told the boy, hey I helped you.
But the boy was a meaniehead
And said, Hey girl, go get clean, I want you to be pretty.
And she said well you’re a jerkhead so bye.
The End.
What is The Paperbag Princess?
This is what we call
The group of people that do
Conference haikus.
What is the HaiKru?
She’s tragically developed a habit of biting these at night, causing undue pain.
What are your nipples?
Most likely to refer to any family cat from the last 20 years as Nibbles.
Who is Gamma?
Oh Jesus Birthday large perennial,
Oh Jesus Birthday large perennial,
How gracefully attractive be me perennial twigs.
(Oh Jesus Birthday large perennial,
Oh Jesus Birthday large perennial,
How gracefully attractive be me perennial twigs.)
(Oh Jesus Birthday large perennial,
Oh Jesus Birthday large perennial,
How gracefully attractive be me perennial twigs.)
(Oh Jesus Birthday large perennial,
Oh Jesus Birthday large perennial,
How gracefully attractive be me perennial twigs.)
(Oh Jesus Birthday large perennial,
Oh Jesus Birthday large perennial,
How gracefully attractive be me perennial twigs.)
What is Oh Christmas Tree?
Once upon a time…
There was a girl.
She flew the fly fly plane.
It was real cool.
Then the other girl sang lots of real good songs.
It was real cool.
Then the other girl made cool clothes and made people smell good.
It was real cool.
There lots of cool girls!
The End.
What is A is for Awesome?
This moniker for the trio of you, me, and Isabella, shown on our shirts, went sorta viral on social media.
What is Perillo et al.?
When dropping her off at daycare, she most often goes to the station to grab & look at one of these.
What are books?
Most likely to text us a screenshot of this game as an original photo.
Who is Aunt Neomi?
I desire you to have awareness that I refuse to ever evacuate,
For I be the wife of icy precipitation, until demise we shall feel frigid.
Aye, you be my abode, my abode across all four annual weather phases.
Thus accommodate, we shall depart.
What is Snowman?