Exam Prep
Whimsical Maths
Mr Ellem
Actual Maths
Opinions
100

The point of reading time

What is identifying easy questions to answer first
100

The first recorded maths mistake happened this long ago

what is approximately 5400 years (by an accountant called Kushim (we think, though we don't know how it would actually be pronounced), he lived in a city called Uruk)
100

Mr Ellem's specialty

What is Physics

100

The gradient of a function

What is, the derivative of the function

100

The best subject that everyone should take

What is Physics

200

The time and date of the first Methods Exam

what is the 5/11 9:00am
200

The following is true in this situation:

loge(a+b+c) = loge(a)+loge(b)+loge(c)

a=1, b=2, c=3

200

The number of different coloured shirts Mr Ellem wears

What is four (Blue, Dark Blue, Green, Purple)

200

The area under the standard normal distribution

What is, 1
200

The most important emotion

What is Love (baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more *reference*) (or curiosity, that's my personal favourite since it leads to great things)

300

The time it should take for you to find anything in your summary book

What is 5 seconds

300

If this was done every second since the beginning of the universe (13.8 billion years), the expected number of the same specific outcome occurring in that time is 5.4 x 10-51 

What is, shuffling a deck of cards

300

The greatest enemy of Mr Ellem

what is, everyone (or willful ignorance, but that's boring)

300

A binomial distribution's two unique requirements

What is, a sequence of Bernoulli Trials, and the probability for success for all trials is the same.

300

This is not an opinion, it is fact

what is, Mr Ellem's opinions
400

The recommended study loop for practicing exams

What is, attempt exam in comparable conditions, check answers, read examiner's comments, check with teacher for clarity, repeat

400

The volume of Australian currency notes can be plotted using this function (values of constants and coefficients not needed)

what is, Volume = alog2(value)+b, where 'a' and 'b' are real numbers (for those interested, a = 89.99, and b=856.09 and the volume is in mm3)

400

Mr Ellem's greatest weakness

What is, remembering important things

400

The conditions needed for two functions, f(x) and g(x) to join smoothly.

What is, f(a) = g(a), where 'a' is the x-value they join at, and f'(a) = g'(a)

400

The most boring sport in the world

What is, test cricket

500

The mathematically best strategy for attempting exam questions

What is, complete short answer from easiest to hardest, then multiple choice at the end.

500

The reason the year 2000 had 366 days

what is, the year was a multiple of 400 (exact rules: a leap year occurs every 4 years, except every 100 years unless it is a multiple of 400, so, the year 1900 had 365 days, not 366 according to the Gregorian Calendar)

500

Mr Ellem's favourite author that no one ever asks about (I mean seriously, all you ask about are movies, anime, tv, or sports)

What is the Way of Kings, by Brandon Sanderson (seriously, it's part of the greatest fantasy/sci-fi serious of the modern age, and the best exploration of characters with mental health issues that I've ever read (coming from someone with mental health issues, that's seriously high praise), you should all read it)

500

The derivative of the integral of the integral of the derivative of f(x)

What is, f(x) + c, where 'c' is a constant
500
The worst book every written
What is, "All the Pretty Horses" by Cormac McCarthy (I don't care how many prizes it's won, it's the book equivalent of a child's scribble being sold as "fine art" in a museum)
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