Why were the students suspicious?
Because the maths teacher was plotting something.
The more you have of it, the less you see
darkness
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the field for one AFL team at a time?
18
If I weren’t a Maths teacher, I’d probably be…
Crime investigation Officer.
The more I go, the less I give. Yet I never quite disappear.
Exponential decay
Which artist holds the record for the most Grammy Awards won by a female artist?
Beyoncé
5^(2x)=125^(x+1)
x= -3
How did the polynomial express its feelings?
Through real roots.
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do?
your name
Which Australian woman won gold in the 100m freestyle at the Tokyo 2020 Olympics?
Emma Mckeon
Who was the first female Prime Minister of Australia?
Julia Gillard
My number of peaks hints at my degree. The higher I go, the more twists I bring.
Polynomial
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
(3x^2+12x)/(x^2-16)*(x+4)/(6x)
(x+4)/(2*(x-4)
What’s a function’s favourite pickup line?
“Are you one-to-one? Because you’re the only one for me.”
I'm tall when I'm young, but short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle
Which Australian player scored the stunning long-range goal against England in the 2023 WWC semis
Sam Kerr
What's my dog's name?
Leo
I’m where the journey begins, whether you like it or not. Set time to zero — I’ll show up
y-intercept
" Appam " (also called as Hoppers) is the most popular food what country ?
The beautiful Srilanka
Find the equation of a line that is perpendicular to y = −x + c and passes through (a, b)
y = x + (b-a)
Why didn’t the student date the step function?
Too many emotional jumps.
What gives you the power to walk through walls?
Doors
Which team has won the most NBA championships?
Boston celtics (tied with Lakers at 17 as 2024)
"ha en bra dag" - What language is this phrase from?
Also, translate it to English.
Swedish.
Have a good day !
I don’t end the sequence — I become it, if you wait long enough.
Limiting value
Which country was the first to grant women the right to vote in 1893?
New Zealand
John buys 3 daffodils and 5 petunias from the nursery and pays $25. Julia buys 4 daffodils and 3 petunias for $26. Determine the cost of each type of flower.
A petunia costs $2 and a daffodil costs $5.
Which Australian mammal is one of the only two egg-laying mammals in the world and uses electroreception to locate its prey underwater?
Platypus
1/x+1/(x+2)=1/2
1+sqrt5 and 1-sqrt5