LITTLE MICHAEL (Mama B Stories)
When Michael was about 7–8 months old, he crawled to the refrigerator, pulled open the bottom door, and happily smeared this food all over his face while helping himself to leftovers.
What are mashed potatoes?
When Michael was little and wanted to be part of a music group, he practiced the “drums” by playing on these.
What are Mama B’s barstools?
As a toddler, Michael played “Tiger Hunt” with Steve and Karen, creeping down the dark hallway until someone shouted this dramatic phrase.
What is “TIGER, I SEE A TIGER!!”?
The first song Michael wrote around age 10 began with “I love you. Do you love me?” and ended with “We’ll stand in the wedding room…” followed by this word.
What is “perfectly”?
At age five, Michael won a singing contest with this neighbor.
Who is Miles Vaughn?
As a crawling baby, Michael once disappeared, and after Mama B searched the whole house in a panic, she finally heard a squeak and found him sitting contently behind this piece of furniture.
What is the couch?
After dating a girl, Michael surprised the family by dating this person next.
Who is her sister?
During “Tiger Hunt,” Steve and Karen would run screaming back to the living room, leaving Michael closest to what they claimed they saw.
What is the tiger?
Michael and Jake unintentionally started their “mall modeling career” by posing with the mannequins in this store’s display window.
What is Macy’s?
Michael holds a junior high basketball record for the most shots attempted in a game and also for having this _______ in that same game.
What is the least points scored?
When he was about a year and a half, Michael fell asleep in his highchair with his face right down in this supper dish.
What is spaghetti and meat sauce?
In junior high, Michael stored an impressive ______ inside a mini safe in his room.
What is $880?
After everyone calmed down from “Tiger Hunt,” Michael always say _________.
What is "Go again"?
As a kid, Michael wanted to be in a band so much that he used everyday furniture to pretend to play this percussion instrument.
What are drums?
According to Terry, in his entire basketball career, Michael never once set foot on _______ of the court.
What is the left half?
Around age five, after being told he couldn’t have gum because he’d had enough sweets, Michael replied that he had talked to this person... and was told it was okay.
Who is God?
When the family went to the front of the church to place membership at the A&M church, Michael thought Mama B was forcing him to do this instead... and yelled and screamed all the way down the aisle.
What is get baptized?
Steve said that no matter how short the drive was, Michael always asked this question every time they got into the car.
What is “Do we have enough gas to get there?”
When Michael had a crush on Susan, he always made sure to sit near her, slowly inching over until he was doing this.
What is sitting right up against her?
At age seven, Michael frequently checked this part of the car during trips because he was very worried about running out of gas and money.
What is the gas gauge?
As a young kid, when Mama B left a light on in the house for safety while they were gone, Michael questioned her by asking if that was being ____.
What is “deceptive”?
Once, when Michael and Jake were riding with Mama B in the car, she nearly had a heart attack after looking in the mirror and realizing the boys had crawled through the passageway into this part of the car.
What is the trunk?
Michael had his first crush on this person.... hint: she was dating Steve.
Who is Susan?
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One Christmas, this friend accidentally broke one of Michael’s presents before he ever got to play with it.
Who is Mark Haugland?