Lyrics
”Favorite busters are the Myth”
This is Michael’s greatest fear
What is death?
This was the most traumatic thing to ever happen to Michael’s body
What is breaking his back?
Michael’s favorite movie
What is Everything Everywhere All at Once?
This is the type of cancer Dave had
What is the bad kind?
“I’m an archer, I shoot with my bow”
This was the worst time in Michael’s life
What is when Michael’s grandpa died?
This is the date of Michael’s birthday
What is October 13th?
Michael’s favorite white guy
Who is Travis Gray? (Also accepted, Elijah Harger or Conner Henson)
Dave spent 12 years touring in this war before dying in a terrible, terrible car accident on his way to see his family for the first time in 15 years
What is the 2012 Meme War?
“I’ll get you back,” followed by the title/subject of the song
What is Roomba?
This is the worst thing that Michael has spent money on
What is a triple monitor setup for a laptop (which Michael never bought) which then caused his card to be compromised and almost caused his bank account to be stolen from, had he had any money whatsoever?
This is the name of Michael’s dog before Ellie
What is Cooper?
Michael’s favorite fast food chain
What is Popeyes?
Dave
What is Dave?
“You’ve got me wrapped around your finger”
What is Linger by the Cranberries?
What is Michael scared of that starts with “very poisonous” and ends with “deadly spiders?”
Very poisonous deadly spiders
This is the age that Michael busted his lip open for the first time
What is 3? (Bonus points for exact date and exact way it happened)
Michael’s favorite half Colombian-half white goddess
Who is Viviana Preston?
This was Dave’s 7th favorite movie
What is the 7th Harry Potter movie?
“Oh say can you see by the dawn’s early light”
What is WOLFPACK?
This is Michael’s 2nd biggest fear
This is the only person that Michael has ever looked up to as a hero
Who is LeBron James?
Michael’s favorite game
What is Scottish Tic Tac Toe?
When Dave was 8, he starred in this film, where he played a young woman, despite the wishes of his parents
What is the 7th Harry Potter movie?