Doo Wop Jokes and Stims
The fabled footwear automobile.
What is
LL Bean Boot Car?
There are a lot of cowards among us who, when presented with a one-in-a-billion scenario, don't do anything. That's the case when I presented a hypothetical where a gray alien comes down and asks if it could do this one simple thing.
What is use your bathroom?
Of the several strange characters from my Hear Me Out persentation (which I purposefully tried to make them as out there as possible), this one seemed to have gotten the most judging (despite us listening and NOT judging). I find the human form of this character to be hot and sexy, and she would still have her amazing personality as a pachyderm, too.
What is Elephant Daisy?
When given the question:
You go to bed normally as you typically do. However, you wake up the next day in a strange hospital and you're told that you were in a frozen ice coma for hundreds of years. It's now 2573. What's the first thing you do?
This Tammy said:
Panic and check if they have a cure for anxiety yet, oh no where's my phone... does google still exist... can they read my thoughts
Who is Paige?
Hey, watch it! The only strips I like are _______!
What is chicken?
Several members of the group enjoy singing the magical tune of Pure Imagination from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but with a slight twist. Their rendition starts with this line, as said by Steve.
What is Flint and Steel?
I thought of this hypothetical as a silly one-liner. Something I say to be goofy, everyone gets grossed out, we chuckle and move on. However, when posing a hypothetical about this food in bed, people proceeded to discuss it FOR AN HOUR. Not to mention people still BRING UP THIS HYPOTHETICAL NOW!!!! Freaks, the lot of you!
What is pizza?
I'm the pizza topper!
Sometimes your boy can be down bad. And when it comes to this alien creature, I am, in fact, down and bad. There is no reason for anyone to be attracted to this Smash Bros Character. This character is just an amalgamation of nerves, veins, and see-through bones. But doesn't that seem kind of hot?!?
Who is Dark Samus?
When given the question:
You have your choice between dating a Werewolf, a Vampire, a Skeleton, or a Zombie. Who do you daet and why? I'm also talking classic horror villains none of that Twighlight stuff.
This Tammy said:
Im gonna go werewolf bc sexy duh and like strong man but i worked by process of elimination. A vampire is pale af and and I would be on edge what if he turns me in my sleep. A zombie is too sloppy and boring, also nasty like theyre dead. Skeletons are self explanatory unless you wanna be celibate forever, and like what do u do with a skeleton as a man. Im picturing mason from wizards of waverly rn
Who is Riley?
There's a spectrum from rare to well done....
and I'm ______.
What is cooked 💀?
In the fabled FNAF: Security Breach, there is an insanely tense situation where Gregory is trapped by a certain animatronic. Not to worry, though, because Freddy tells Gregory this important line regarding the animatronic, which has become a big of a meme line throughout our apartment (you should say it in the voice).
What is "Chica loves pizza"?
In the infamous Little Sweet hypothetical, it was originally posed that you get scaled down to half your height. In recent renditions, I have amended it so that you get scaled down to this height, which is the canonical height of Little Sweet.
What is 3 feet tall?
So I've never like dated or had a girlfriend or really have experienced a romantic relationship. HOWEVGER, if things continue to not work out for me, I have the power of AI and robotics to try and make me feel something. For example, while this character was not in my original Hear Me Out presentation, who WOULDN'T be attracted to this Pixar Robot?
Who is EVE?
When given the question:
You are hired to design a brad new game show. What's the main gist of the show (how is it played/structured)? More importantly, what is the name of the show?
This Tammy said:
I would have a weed smoking contest where whoever rolls the best blunt and also can smoke the longest wins and it would be called weed warriors.
Who is Kara?
Chandler, what month is it right now? Are you gay.... in ______?
What is September?
As an apartment, me and the fellas have watched Season 16 of Big Brother. While streaming, we always get ads, as you normally would. One ad in particular is an ad for Survivor that has the host shout "STOP", followed by this word, calling for assistance.
What is "MEDICAL"?
There are a plethora of levels in my hypothetical about eating things to get a feature on your favorite artist's next album. While most notably there is the human burger and pocket cheese, you have to eat this in the level after the mouse but before the human burger.
What is a possum?
Look, I was really running out of characters to make a top 10 list of Hear Me Outs. I started to look around until I finally remembered this character out of nowhere from a one-season show where The Muppets had an Office-style sitcom. This is the name of the character that Kermit dates after he and Miss Piggy fall through.
Who is Denise?
When given the question:
Something strange happens to your mind or your eyes or whatever affects your vision. Now you can ONLY see the world in a specific animation style, whether from a TV or a Movie or some other artistic form. What style would you MOST want to see the world in?
This Tammy said:
I would choose animation style from Tangled for the soul reason of finding my own Eugene Fitzherbert (AKA Flynn Rider)
Who is Anna?
Wait- guys talk about length. Do you think girls talk about _____?
What is depth?
Waiting in line for late night, I asked Sam Feathers what they had, to which he told me he never checks and just gets in line. He then told me this mantra that comes up between us, and even ended his senior speech for me with this phrase.
What is "It's always something"?
I am a delicious specimen. A walking piece of meat. Well, you are in one of my most recent hypotheticals. In fact, you are this type of meat, and you got to tell me how you're prepared, and where you're served.
What is a chicken cutlet?
This is the character from Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia that was my biggest Hear Me Not (characters that are not hear me outs because they are already heard). This character is the reason why I wish fictional women were real.
(If you can't remember, I have an alternative question)
Who is Shanoa (MY QUEEEEEEEEN!!!!)?
Answer to alternate question:
Who is Shanoa, Mythra, MC Adore, Carmilla or Chun-Li?
When given the question:
Some big television broadcast company is looking to make a new sitcom, and they want to base it on a real person. The producers come to you and ask you, who do you know that we could make a sitcom from?
This Tammy said:
My mother has lived more lives than an average cat.
Who is Sofia?
Devin: What's the first thing you would do if you were a girl, Michael?
Michael: Probably start ________
What is flicking the bean?