Slang Translated
If someone tells you that your outfit has a lot of this four letter word, they mean you have charm, style, or romantic appeal...
What is RIZZ?
This snack bar wrapper from three months ago is now mostly just loose oats and sadness at the bottom of your bag.
What is a Nature Valley bar?
This standard, highly-coveted side dish is essentially a collection of crispy, deep-fried potato cylinders that students will actively trade an entire bag of chips for.
What are Tater Tots? (Or French Fries)
An angry green homeowner refuses to vacate his swamp, gets annoyed by a talking donkey, and fights a short prince for a princess.
What is Shrek?
This two word phrase is used to emphasize that you are telling the absolute truth and not lying or exaggerating.
What is NO CAP?
This specific math tool is supposed to measure angles, but instead, it just snapped in half under your heavy science textbook.
What is a protractor?
The grand cafeteria debate of the century asks whether you should aggressively smack the bottom of this carton to make it slushy.
What is chocolate milk?
A silent block-person punches trees, builds a dirt house to escape exploding green monsters, and abuses digital sheep.
What is Minecraft?
When someone is doing an amazing job, acting hilariously, or totally dominating a video game, you might say "let them" do this culinary action.
What is Cook?
This essential, electronic school device is currently sitting at 2% battery because you forgot to plug it in last night.
What is a Chromebook?
These cylinder-shaped potato bites are best consumed when smuggled out of the lunchroom in your pockets.
What are tater tots?
A teenager gets bitten by a bug, suffers a major existential crisis, and decides the best use of his time is swinging from skyscrapers in spandex.
What is Spider-Man?
This 6-word phrase means someone did a flawless job executing a performance, dance, or outfit, leaving absolutely nothing behind.
What is ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS?
It’s a metal water bottle covered in stickers that makes a sound louder than a jet engine whenever it drops on the floor during quiet study time.
What is a Hydro Flask (or Owala / Stanley)?
It’s the mysterious, gravy-covered entrée that looks suspiciously like a visual puzzle, causing everyone to opt for the chicken tenders instead.
What is mystery meat (or Salisbury steak)?
An elderly man kidnaps a boy scout, ties thousands of party supplies to his roof, and flies his entire house to South America.
What is Up?
f you are "caught in" this high-definition resolution, it means you were visibly busted doing something embarrassing on video.
What is 4K?
This is the destination for every important permission slip your parents actually needed to sign a week ago.
What is the crumpled-up ball at the very bottom?
This is the universal currency used to trade for a bag of Takis if you didn't bring any snacks of your own.
What is a fruit roll-up / chips / cash?
A bunch of colorful, tiny emotional people living inside a middle schooler's brain completely lose their minds when she gets a "Puberty Button."
What is Inside Out 2?