Which Norsk Is It?
Let's Get Wet!
Mammal Mania!
Strain on the Brain!
Minor League Madness!
100

"Sisu" - Is it Swedish, Finnish, or Norwegian?

Definition: The combination of grit, resilience, and stubbornness.

Note: Like "screw it, I'm doing it anyway" energy.

Finnish!

100

"Champlain" - Is it a River, Lake, or Sea?

Clue: Found between Vermont and Quebec, not on a wine list. 


Lake!

100

"Capybara" - Is it a mammal, marsupial, or made up?

Clue: The chillest giant you’ll ever meet.


Mammal!

100

"Gorilla Butter" - Is it Coffee, Craft Beer, or Cannabis?

Clue: Unexpectedly smooth with a hint of jungle mystery.

Cannabis!

100

"Macon Whoopee" - Is it a minor league baseball team, hockey team, or completely made up?

Clue: Something your grandmother might not approve of. 

Hockey!

200

"Fika" - Is it Swedish, Finnish, or Norwegian?

Definition: A sacred coffee and pastry break that may last 2 hours.

Note: Productivity who?

Swedish!

200

"Weddell" - Is it a River, Lake, or Sea?

Clue: Bring a parka! This Antarctic body of water is cold.


Sea!

200

"Sugar Glider" - Is it a mammal, marsupial, or made up?

Clue: This adorable gliding beast is like a squirrel on Red Bull!

Marsupial!

200

"Mango Cart" - Is it coffee, craft beer, or cannabis?

Clue: Wheels optional, sunshine likely!

Craft Beer!

200

"Rocket City Trash Pandas" - Is it a minor league baseball team, hockey team, or completely made up?

Clue: Highly trained in orbital raccoonery.

Baseball!

300

"Utepils" - Is it Swedish, Finnish, or Norwegian?

Definition: A beer enjoyed outside, especially when the sun finally returns.

Note: The most sacred of Nordic rituals.

Norwegian!


300

"Titicaca" - Is it a river, lake, or sea?

Clue: It’s real, it's high up in the Andes, and yes, it still makes people giggle. 

Lake!

300

"Dusky Glenmouse" - Is it a mammal, marsupial, or made up?

Clue: This nocturnal forager in New Zealand forests has semi-prehensile toes. 

Fake!

300

"Hairbender" - Is it Coffee, Craft Beer, or Cannabis

Clue: No hair remains unbent!

Coffee!

300

"Amarillo Sod Poodles" - Is it a minor league baseball team, hockey team, or completely made up?

Clue: If prairie dogs joined a punk band.

Baseball!

400

"Lagom" - Is it Swedish, Finnish, or Norwegian?

Definition: Not too much, not too little—just right.

Note: Goldilocks, but make it Scandinavian.

Swedish!


400

"Po" - Is it a river, lake, or sea?

Clue: Based in Italy, this body of water has no relation to the Teletubby of the same name.

River!

400

"Bilby" - Is it a mammal, marsupial, or made up?

Clue: Like rabbits, but weirder.

Marsupial!

400

"Meat Breath" - Is it coffee, craft beer, or cannabis?

Clue: Not for vegetarians. Or the faint of heart!

Cannabis!

400

"Roanoke Rail Yard Dawgs" - Is it a minor league baseball team, hockey team, or completely made up?

Clue: They guard the tracks and play hard! 

Hockey!

500

"Mokki" - Is it Swedish, Finnish, or Norwegian?

Definition: A cozy cottage in the woods where these Norsk people can escape all human contact.

Note: Bonus points if it has no plumbing.

Finnish!


500

"Okhotsk" - Is it a river, lake, or sea?

Clue: Northeast of Russia—sounds like a sneeze, but it’s icy as hell.


Sea!

500

"Markhor" - Is it a mammal, marsupial, or made up?

Clue: Mountain goat with spiral horns that says “metal album cover.” 

Mammal!

500

"Dirt Church" - Is it coffee, craft beer, or cannabis?

Clue: A sacred ritual, with a twist!

Craft Beer!

500

"Albuquerque Throttle Hogs" - Is it a minor league baseball team, hockey team, or completely made up?

Clue: Half motorcycle gang, half breakfast sausage.

Made up!

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