Guy with the crazy mom who called me a prostitute
Who is Michael?
The state my fake ID says I live in
Where is Indiana?
Countries I traveled to last summer (name 2 out of the three)
Where are Israel, Belgium, and France?
Sport I got injured in the most bc I was half-blind
What is softball?
My Halloween costume freshman and sophomore year
Who is Karen from Mean Girls ("I'm a mouse duh")?
Guy that pressured me to do cocaine (and then who sat with me on a bench in a bar while I had an anxiety attack from it)
Who is Josh?
The amount of times I threw up on prom weekend
What is 8 times?
The drug I was offered (and took) by men in Israel and France
What is weed?
My favorite hot lunch at Hickory Creek
What is Aurelio's pizza and salad?
The fountain I wish I could swim in
What is the Lincoln Center fountain?
The place I lost my virginity (more specific than city name - place and type of room)
Where is a Columbia University dorm room?
The nationality of the internship bosses who wanted to make sure I had a fake ID before hiring me
What is French?
The country where I hooked up with a 27-year-old
Where is Israel?
The type of dog I had growing up
What is Golden Retriever?
The social media site that I made two Georgetown MBA guys who were waiting for their Uber in the same place as us add me on while Cal was absolutely wasted
What is LinkedIn?
The guy who I had a crush on in high school who hung out with me at 2am last summer and when I asked if we were gonna hook up said "I'm just gonna drive you home" and then almost hit me with his car
Who is Will Cooley?
One of the two non-substance consuming illegal things I have done
What is fare-evading on MTA or driving the wrong way down the highway?
The country I pretended to be from to get the creepy men talking to me near the Eiffel Tower to go away by convincing them I spoke neither French nor English
What is Sweden?
Name of the dance and theater where Ms. Julianna made three of us cry during the dress rehearsal the night before the show
What is Masquerade at the Atheneum Theater?
My go-to dining hall dinner meal freshman year
What is grilled cheese?
The guy who hands down gives the best head
Who is Josh?
The activity I did while crossed at Rocky Horror Picture Show
What is a lapdance?
The name of the popular sugar brand that my host family had in France
What is Daddy (in English)?
My favorite princess
Who is Sleeping Beauty?
Date I got hit by a car
When is December 1st, 2019?