Three kids were late yesterday, so why does it matter that I am today.
What is two wrongs?
100
If you get bad grades you don't get a good job if you don't get a good job you don't get very much money.
What is a slippery slope
100
Trent winning nobel peace prize is like Bill Clinton winning American Ninja Warrior
What is Faulty Analogy
100
We need new management; our present supervisor has been in semi-retirement for at least two years.
What is misuse of humor
100
There aren’t enough parking spaces on campus because there are too many cars.
What is begging the question
200
Vote Trent for president because Mike, his opponent has AIDS
What is ad hominem
200
Father, "smoking is unhealthy and expensive, don't do it"
Son, "but dad you did it when you were my age"
What is past belief
200
Mom "eat your veggies they are good for you even if they taste bad
Son " I don't have to eat veggies because they taste bad.
What is Quote out of context
200
We know this issue is unpopular, but there is many other issues on the ballot.
What is Red herring
200
cigarettes "aaarrreee great"!
What is quick fix
300
Eat oranges or frickn die
What is Either/or
300
Buy the bible and you save lives.
What is Appeal to pity
300
Tim was here yesterday, so he wont be here today.
What is contrary to the time machine
300
Billy bob jr. a dirty hill billy from canada arguing on politices
What is False authority to argue a point
300
an increasing number of people are turning to yoga to get in touch with their inner being.
What is ad populum
400
A famous movie star drinking bud lite
What is plain folks
400
Aliens are not real because no one has proved they are real
What is appeal to ignorance
400
If you wear Nike boost shoes then you will be the best athlete on the court.
What is snob appeal
400
every one loves Little debbie's Oatmeal cream pie so you should too
What is bandwagon
400
More gas is being used this year, people are traveling father this year.
What is non-sequitur
500
eat apples and you will be healthy
What is oversimplification
500
The vacuum rocket 10,000 works for me so it will work for you too
What is division
500
This fragment of metal cannot be broken with a hammer, therefore the machine of which it is a part cannot be broken with a hammer.
What is composition
500
Senator Jones says that we should not fund the attack submarine program.
I disagree entirely. I can't understand why he wants to leave us defenseless like that.
What is straw man
500
Bill purchases a new PowerMac and it works fine for months. He then buys and installs a new piece of software. The next time he starts up his Mac, it freezes. Bill concludes that the software must be the cause of the freeze.