Mike's first instrument.
What are bongos?
What are the Simpsons?
When Mike was waiting for the bus as a child, he started with fist fighting with this sister.
Who is Kasi?
Mike suddenly becomes French when trying to pronounce the name of this citrus fruit.
What is "lemon"?
When Mike would help his kids with their spelling words, this is what would happen if they spelled a word incorrectly.
What is getting punched in the arm?
This white ride was Mike's first car.
What is a Chevy Nova?
This is Mike's favorite movie
What is "A Few Good Men?"
Mike talked this sister into kissing a snapping turtle which resulted in a lifelong scar.
Who is Erin?
Another name for cologne/body wash.
What is "smell goods"?
It's a Friday night in the Brannan household. Angie is out for the night, and Mike is in charge of dinner for himself and the five kids. This is what Mike ordered for dinner.
Mike loved this watersport when he was a preteen.
What is skimboarding?
These are Mike's three favorite hobbies
What is shooting, gardening, and fishing?
This is the song Mike and Chaw danced to at Mike's wedding.
What is "What a Wonderful World?"
The word "quiche" is too feminine for Mike, so he calls it this instead.
What is "egg pie"?
Mike gives the man behind the counter this much money when he places two $2 bets.
What is $7?
Mike grew this shellfish in Beth & Joe's bathtub and forgot about it when he went to college.
What are crawfish?
This is Mike's favorite day of the year
What is the day before Thanksgiving?
Mike was this age when he met Angie
What is 24 years old?
All of the Brannan kids have gotten in trouble for not cleaning the laundry room when Mike asked them to clean this...
What is the back porch?
The serving size Mike gives himself with desserts.
What is "a piece so thin you can see through it?"
What famous football player did Mike have on his bedroom wall?
Who is Johnny Unitas?
This is Mike's favorite kind of grass
What is Zoysia?
On a family beach trip, dad went to go help two older ladies with their cooler. Instead of saying he was going to help them, he shouted this across the beach.
What is, "I'm going to go hook up with these ladies?"
Regardless of what you're doing at the moment, if dad asks "what are you up to?" this really means
You're about to be given a list of chores
You'll hear Mike give this motivational speech often
What is being a door holder?