Hodge Podge
Tributes to this 70's band are often posted by Mike on Facebook.
What is Black Sabbath (or Judas Priest, Ozzy, Led Zeppelin, and Iron Maiden)?
Mike will often make gallons of this sauce, which is almost as good as his sister's, at one time.
What is tomato sauce?
To post these on Facebook.
What are provocative comments?
The answer to this typical Mike Tonole joke: A person with no arms or legs, laying on the floor is called?
Who is Matt?
A wrecked car that Mike loves so much, he still parks it behind his house.
What is a Tracker?
This popular game show is the cornerstone of his daily schedule.
What is Jeopardy?
Mike has been known to steal these desserts when leaving someone's home.
What is cake?
This American president, who attempted to make America great again.
Who is Donald Trump?
A question often asked by Mike, typically after grilling meat.
What is "Who was that man...?"
Mike has removed the bumper from this car to make it more aerodynamic.
What is a Maxima?
Mike loves to smoke this every day.
What is tobacco?
Mike tends to do this, no matter who is cooking.
What is take over?
To play with this when bored.
What is his long, beautiful hair?
Mike likes to sing this song after making Chicken Parmesan.
What is "Chicken Parm, you taste so good"?
This car was parked next to Mike's house for 3 years.
What is the Lexus?
Mike typically has to have at least three of these in the morning before he can communicate with other people.
What are cups of coffee?
Mike makes this traditional middle eastern dish every Thanksgiving.
What is Tabouli?
To point out the inherent fallacies of this political ideology.
What is Globalism?
Mike will often say this when he brings over a dessert prepared at a store.
What is, "I made this and just put it in the store's box"?
Mike has been know to break all traffic laws to deliver these.
What are pizzas?
This sound, produced by Mike, can be measured on the Richter scale.
What is snoring?
Mike will leave dinner at someone's house if this isn't done promptly.
What is the food must be prepared and served on time?
To pay large amounts of this type of tax all at one time, rather than yearly.
What is Property tax?
Mike claims he built a protruding shed to protect this.
What is his tool?
Mike doesn't believe these should be mandated to wear by the federal government.
What are seat belts (or shirts)?