Mike Lore
This is the amount of confidence Mike has when explaining something he is only about 60% sure about.
How much is is 100%?
Mike was given this middle name in honor of the priest who married his parents.
What is John?
If Mike starts the night with $100, loses $50, wins $20, then loses $30, this is what Mike will still claim he is.
What is Basically Even?
With an attendance record most priests would envy, Mike visits this Rochester establishment multiple times per week.
What is Perri's Pizza?
Even while sitting still, Mike is almost always doing this nervous habit with his leg.
What is shaking his knee?
Mike rarely crashes out, but a lost version of this personal item has been known to do it.
What is his Wallet?
Mike spent three long months living as a King in this North Carolina city; what is its well-known royal nickname?
What is the Queen City?
If Mike says he’s leaving in 5 minutes but actually leaves 25 minutes later, this is how many times longer it took than planned.
What is 5x longer?
Ignoring sunscreen recommendations entirely, Mike earned his most painful sunburn in this Florida city, famous for being the southernmost point in the continental U.S.
What is Key West?
Since joining this workout program, Mike has made sure to mention it in most conversations.
What is Cross-Fit?
Before gambling and accounting, Mike’s first business venture *allegedly* operated out of the trunk of a low riding vehicle made by this car brand.
What is Mitsubishi?
During his Little League glory days, Mike earned this two-word nickname, which may or may not have been self-appointed.
What is "Big Lefty"?
If Mike shoots even par on the front nine of a standard par course and 22 over on the back, what is his total score?
What is 94?
Though he may not physically travel there, Mike’s money frequently does to this Rochester establishment.
What is East of Chicago Pizza?
According to his brother Meech, Mike’s habit of offering life advice has earned him comparisons to this well-known daytime TV host.
Who is Dr. Phil?
Mike’s misplaced keys are most often discovered in this place they never actually left.
What is the door lock?
During his college years, Mike watched every episode of this popular sitcom at all hours of the day and night.
What is Friends?
Knowing Mike tends to push his gas tank to empty, he would need approximately this many gallons to complete a 665-mile trip if his Bronco gets 31 MPG.
What is 21.5 gallons?
Against all odds, Mike recorded his first eagle on a 160-yard shot while golfing in this New England state in 2022.
When asked about his abilities to play professional sport, Mike truly believes he could still go pro at this sport if he "really committed"...
What is football?
After a brief attempt at independence cut short by homesickness, Mike attended this Rochester-area college; what is its mascot?
What is the Cardinal?
If Mike bets $100 at –150 odds, this is his profit if the bet unlikely wins.
What is $66.67? (will take answer with .5 c)
Mike’s maternal Greek heritage traces back to this ancient city known for its warriors and militaristic society.
What is Sparta?
This signature sound Mike makes when he knows an answer or is about to give a clue resembles the call of Santa or possibly an owl.
What is "oh oh oh"?