Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
Mr. Taylor has four daughters and each has a brother. In total, how many children does Mr. Taylor have?
Five children because all of his daughters have the same brother.
What kind of band never plays music?
Rubber Band
I am a five-letter word and people eat me. If you remove the first letter I become an energy form. If you remove the first two letters, I am needed to live. Scramble the last three letters and I am a drink. What word am I?
Wheat (heat, eat, tea).
What word begins with E, ends with E, but only has one letter?
Envelope
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A Promise
How can you throw a ball as hard as you can only to have it come back to you without it bouncing off of anything?
Throw the ball straight into the air.
What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
A deck of cards
The answer is “yes” but the intent means “no”. What is the question?
“Do you mind?”
What can be touched but can’t be seen?
Someone's Heart
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your Word
What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
A Post Office
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
Christmas Tree
I fly without wings and cry without eyes. Wherever I lead, darkness follows. What could I be?
Cloud
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What
Your Name
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A Candle
I possess a halo of water, walls of stone, and a tongue of wood. Long I have stood; what am I?
Castle
Where does one wall meet the other wall?
on the corner
A man runs away from home, turns left three times, and ends up back at home facing a man in a mask. Who is wearing the mask?
The man in the mask is a catcher because this is a game of baseball.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what?
David
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He Was Bald
If an electric train is moving north at 55 mph and the winds blowing east at 70 mph, which way does the smoke blow?
An electric train doesn’t emit smoke.
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue
What is it that no one wants but no one wants to lose?
Lawsuit
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
Nose