Crimes and Punishments
A milkshake with this offending ingredient was ultimately poured onto Mike's head after his father had to remake said milkshake twice.
Banana
In 1994, this animated film became the highest-grossing film of the year, featuring memorable characters like Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa.
The Lion King
"Mike, sorry you had a bad day. I sent over a few jet skis and a massage chair to help out. Happy birthday and cheer up!"
Aziz Ansari
Being an amazing Godfather! Name his three Godchildren (so far).
Johnny, Shaney, and Chiara
This English singer, born in 1994, gained fame as a member of the boy band One Direction, which formed on the reality TV show "The X Factor."
Mike was summoned to Assistant Principal Swinson's office in Weber Middle School because he allegedly threw these items on the ground - it should be noted that Mike was ultimately exonerated from this offense.
Pennies
This singer-songwriter released her debut album "Jagged Little Pill" in 1995, which included hits like "You Oughta Know" and "Ironic."
Alanis Morissette
"Mikefroccaro jerk"
Daniel Tosh
Watching movies with this actor, whose credits include "Her," "Walk the Line," and of course, "Joker."
Joaquin Phoenix.
This Canadian singer-songwriter, born in 1994, gained international fame with hits like "Baby" and "Boyfriend"
Justin Bieber
Shortly before graduation, Mike found himself in hot water when this classmate exposed the fact that he was paid for his Senior Experience work at Baskin Robbins.
Gianna Gallo
This American figure skater famously competed in the 1994 Winter Olympics, where her rivalry with Nancy Kerrigan gained international attention following an attack orchestrated by associates of her ex-husband.
Tanya Harding
"Great!"
Donald Trump
Internet Trolling - especially towards this individual, a pseudo-socialite who posts fake photos of his "purchases" on the regular.
Jim Shi
This American actress, born in 1994, gained widespread recognition for her portrayal in movies "I am Sam" and "Man on Fire"
Dakota Fanning
In the aftermath of a bad report card, - teenaged Mike reported for a day of work at Port Washington Burger King in an outfit described by his father as this.
"A Bar Mitzvah Suit"
This 1994 film, directed by Quentin Tarantino, revitalized John Travolta's career and popularized the use of nonlinear storytelling in cinema.
Pulp Fiction
"You just made me sad!"
Chad Ochocinco
Listening to podcasts, especially this one, where he discovered comedic gems such as
"Party Monstah" and "Angry Trumpet Man."
The Adam Friedland Show, or C-Town
This American actor, born in 1994, portrayed himself in the television series “Naked Brothers Band”
Nat Wolff
While on the clock at Burger King, Mike posted an infamous Instagram photo with the following caption.
"I am a Rabbit"
In 1994, this rapper released his debut album "Illmatic," which is widely regarded as one of the greatest hip-hop albums of all time.
Nas
"4?"
Jimmy Fallon
Mike loves music, whether he’s playing John Mayer songs on guitar or listening to this “A&W” songstress on repeat.
Lana Del Ray
Chrissy, Wakeup! This actor, born in 1994, plays "Eddie" in Stranger Things.