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100

Mike's favorite type of animal/pet

What is a Dog?

100

Where does Mike travel to every January?

What is Las Vegas?

100

Mike participates in this sport every Tuesday night

What is Bowling?
100

Why didn't the teddy bear want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

100

What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

200

How old is Mike's son, Connor?

What is 9?

200

If given both options, would Mike prefer to fly, drive, or train to a vacation destination?

What is Fly?

200

Mike has gotten a hole-in-one in golf this many times

What is 0?

200

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

200

Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?

Because $19.68 is greater than $19.67

300

Most of Mike's extended family resides in this state

What is Pennsylvania? 

300

Mike has visited this many states

What is 25?

300

How many different sports teams does Mike have season tickets for?

What is 1?

300

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

300

What has three evenly sized feet, but does not walk?

A yardstick 

400

Mike has this many siblings

What is 1?

400

Mike has visited this many countries

What is 8?

400

Mike has played these two sports in college

What is Soccer and Baseball?

400

How do you make Budweiser?

Send him to school!

400

Name three consecutive days without using Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday

Yesterday, today, tomorrow
500

Mike was born and raised in this town in Maryland

What is Pasadena?

500
Where did Mike go on vacation every summer as a kid?

What is Wildwood, NJ?

500

Mike's son Connor actively participates in this many sports

What is 5?

500

Where is the best place to store dad jokes?

In a dad-a-base!
500

Imagine being in a room that's quickly filling up with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out fast?

Stop imagining 

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