CFB QBs 2025-2026
Phillies Dekubopdundems
Current Eagles
Model --> Manufacturer
Designa Clothes
100

The starting quarterback for the Alabama Crimson Tide

Ty Simpson

100

Debuting in 2018, this pitcher was signed to the Phillies as an international free agent in 2012 for a very cheap $25,000. We recently lost him to the Boston Red Sox.

Ranger Suarez

100

Eagles first round draft pick in 2025, attended Timber Creek High School and then played college ball at Alabama.

Jihaad Campbell

100

Altima

Nissan

100

This designer logo has an L and a V interlocking

Louis Vuitton

200

The starting quarterback for the Ole Miss Rebels

Trinidad Chambliss

200

After debuting in 2014, he played 5 years for the Phillies at 3rd base, before moving on to the Royals in 2020, Orioles in 2021, and ending his career on the Nationals in 2022.

Maikel Franco

200

This tackle stepped up in the absence of Lane Johnson this year. Shares the same first name as Mr. Nielson

Fred Johnson

200

Aventador

Lamborghini

200

This designer logo has a backwards C and a regular C interlocking

Chanel

300

This quarterback transferred from Georgia instead of declaring for the NFL draft in 2025, and led his new team all the way to the Natty

Carson Beck

300

This pitcher debuted in 2006 and played for the Phillies until 2016, eventually retiring in 2020. During his time with the Phillies he finished top 10 in Cy Young voting 4 times, tossed a No-Hitter, and won World Series MVP in 2008.

Cole Hamels

300

The 3rd-string defensive tackle behind Jalen Carter and Jordan Davis. Very weird name.

Moro Ojomo

300

Silverado

Chevrolet

300

This brand famously makes the "Birkin Bag"

Hermes

400

The starting quarterback for the Texas Tech Red Raiders

Behren Morton

400
He debuted in 2016 for the Phillies and was a decent platoon center fielder until he retired in 2022. He shares the last name of an Impractical Joker.

Roman Quinn

400

3rd-string tight end behind Dallas Goedert and Grant Calcaterra.

Kylen Granson

400

918 Spyder

Porsche

400

This animal appears on Lacoste polo shirts

Crocodile/Alligator

500

After starting his collegiate career at Colorado, he then transferred to Nevada where he started 2 years, before last year transferring to start the entire year for the Memphis Tigers.

Brendon Lewis

500

Debuting with the Phillies in 2017, he played 3 years in right field. He then took a year off, before playing one year for the White Sox in 2021, and then retiring. He slugged .254 with 31 HRs and 110 RBIs in his time in Philly.

Nick Williams

500

The only rostered Fullback on the team.

Ben VanSumeren

500

Trans AM

Pontiac

500

This brand is known for it's signature style of beige plaid (and shades) 

Burberry

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