You Idiots
This lovely chap is the youngest one here:)
Who is Sam Shumway?
Intestinal contractions mold the feces of this Australian marsupial into tiny, distinct cubes.
What is a Wombat?
This furry idiot lives in Miles's house.
Who is Digby?
The lead singer of this band wants a girl with a mind like a diamond. He wants a girl who knows what's best. He wants a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.
What is CAKE?
This mysterious, all-female political order from Frank Herbert's Dune manipulates galactic bloodlines behind the scenes using genetic breeding and a vocal power called "The Voice."
What are the Bene Gesserit?
The elder, most wise, most powerful Schneck.
Who is Logan Schneck?
Just like your fingerprints, this muscular organ contains a print completely unique to each person.
What is a tongue?
This is Miles's favorite type of food. (Hint: 🤌)
What is Italian food?
This Radiohead album is NOT bad, despite popular belief.
What is Pablo Honey?
Miles is addicted to this series, and ends up relapsing, reading it again every Christmas.
What is the Harry Potter series?
This person served as a carrot dealer for several years at Farmington Jr. High.
Who is Rhys?
Due to microorganisms living in its fur, this animal often appears a shade of green.
What is a sloth?
On this day, a great legend was born into this world.
When was July 19, 2010?
This Russian composer wrote Miles's favorite ballet ever.
Who was Igor Stravinsky.
This fishy series features an appearance by previous Utah governor Gary Herbert.
What is the Sharknado series.
This person likes animals but is afraid of children because they think they might hurt them.
Who is Taylor Mudrow?
Originally invented by an engineer looking for a heavy-duty industrial sealant, this bright silver adhesive was heavily used by the military to repair jeeps during WWII.
What is duct tape?
Miles started learning this language because of a foreign made platformer videogame.
What is Finnish?
Miles considers this Icelandic band to be the weirdest band he likes.
What is The Sugarcubes?
This iconic movie features everyone's favorite vigilante voiced by the actor who plays Gob in Arrested Development.
What is LEGO Batman?
This person's middle name is Louise.
Who is Anna (Louise) Williams?
This obscure bug has a hollow head.
What is the Peanut Bug?
This was the first word uttered from the lips of Miles Onofrio, a great immortal hero.
What is cheese?
This jazz hornist wrote songs with both avian and reptilian names.
Who was Maynard Furgeson?
This small, adorable mouse lemur from the movie Madagascar is actually demented and demonic.
Who is Mort?