International Milk of Mystery
Egg nog is referred to as the milk of this animal in French
Hen
Due to his excessive milk consumption as a toddler Austin's parents considered buying this animal to save money
A cow
This is the number of dairy farms in Quebec
Over 4000
This hated NHL team has Milk as their jersey sponsor (and Oreo as their helmet sponsor!)
Toronto Maple Leafs
Austin turned this many years old in 2025
28
This country drinks the most milk per capita on earth
Finland
In order to enhance his milk experience Austin would add this to his milk as a child
Brown sugar
This is the approximate number of cows in Canada
11 million
This is the most commonly drank milk alternative in the world
Almond milk
Austin was born in this city
Calgary
This country drinks the most milk by volume on earth
India
This is the record for most consecutive glasses of milk consumed by Austin (he was probably around 10 at this time!)
6
This is the percentage of adults in the world who are lactose intolerant
65-68%
Humans began drinking milk around this many years ago
9000-10000
Austin's first NHL hockey game was between the Canadiens and this rival
Boston Bruins
In the absence of cow milk, most Congolese children drink this version of milk
Nido by Nestle
This is Austin's favourite brand of milk
Farmers
This percentage of (worthless) people reported skim milk being their fat percentage of choice
17%
In the movie Napoleon Dynamite the flavour of his milk was affected by the cow getting into a patch of these
Onions
Austin wanted to serve in this country within his mission but never had the opportunity
Gabon
This type of milk is the most common milk in Central Asia
Yak milk
Austin's Grandma would always buy this milk alternative when she came to visit Nova Scotia
Chocolate soy milk
This is approximately how many plant-based milk alternatives that were offered as of 2021
17
In the early 2000s Farmers milk offered a contest where this was the sign you had won
The carton would moo!
When he was two years old Austin requested this for Christmas (to the relief of his cash-strapped parents!)
Green scissors