MIRANDA 101
THE AUSTIN ERA
WHO'S MORE LIKELY?
ACCORDING TO AUSTIN…
BRIDE SCHOOL
100

Miranda works in marketing, specializing in promotional products better known by this four-letter term.

What is swag?

100

Miranda and Austin are coming up on this many years together.

What is six years?

100

Who's more likely to say “I'll be ready in five minutes” and still need another 30?

Who is Miranda?

100

Austin's first impression was that Miranda was beautiful and, in his words, “this girl can _____!”

What is hang?

100

Traditionally, this is the item a bride tosses over her shoulder to determine who will supposedly marry next.

What is the bouquet?

200

If you catch Miranda doing this with her hair, don't worry—Austin has confirmed it's one of her most ridiculous habits.

What is smelling her hair?

200

heir marathon first date included drinks, dinner, a driving range, drinking games—and this water sport.

What is kayaking?

200

Who's more likely to make a new best friend while waiting in line?

Who is Austin?

200

Given $10,000 that Miranda HAD to spend on something fun, Austin thinks she'd currently spend it all on this.

What is the house / home decor?

200

In Bridesmaids, the disastrous bridal party trip to try on dresses follows a meal at a restaurant serving this type of cuisine.

What is Brazilian food / Brazilian steakhouse?

300

Miranda attended this university in San Marcos, California.

What is Cal State San Marcos?

300

Austin proposed to Miranda at this luxury Dana Point resort.

What is The Ritz-Carlton?

300

Who's more likely to voluntarily spend a Saturday swimming, biking AND running?

Who is Austin?

300

Austin doesn't always agree with Miranda's methods when she does this—but admits the end result is always great.

What is cooking?

300

This phrase completes the traditional rhyme: “Something old, something new, something borrowed…”

What is something blue?

400

ith a home remodel underway, Miranda could probably spend that entire $400 clue value—and much more—at this beloved furniture store.

What is Restoration Hardware / RH?

400

Miranda and Austin have vacationed in Costa Rica, Cabo, and this Hawaiian island.

What is Maui?

400

Who's more likely to need a bathroom break before everyone else?

Who is Austin? 😂

400

Forget Austin. According to Austin, THIS is the one thing Miranda truly could not live without.

What is her retainer? 😂

400

Julia Roberts earned the nickname of this 1999 romantic comedy after repeatedly leaving grooms at the altar.

What is Runaway Bride?

500

As a kid, Miranda had a signature way of protesting: adding this sound to words like “stop” and “no.”

What is “-uhhh”?

500

On October 23rd, Miranda and Austin will tie the knot at this Pala wedding venue.

What is Villa Vienna?

500

Who's more likely to finish their entire to-do list first?

Who is Miranda?

500

When asked for something about their relationship that people might not realize, Austin said Miranda handles virtually ALL of these important parts of their life.

What is: Bills, car registration, wedding planning, house decisions, etc.

500

Before white became the Western bridal standard, this British monarch famously wore white for her 1840 wedding and helped popularize the trend.

Who is Queen Victoria?

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