Sicha
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Mishmar Jokes
pesach
100

Share anything you learned throughout mishmar this year

????

100

which lubavitch camp was the first one opened?

gan yisroel parksville

100

in what year did mishmar start in Morristown?

 

100

what is the best time to go to the dentist

tooth hurty / 2:30

100

what do the three matzos represent?

כהן לוי ישראל

200

share your favorite sicha  

????

200

in what location was the first grounds of gan yisrioel

swan lake

200

how many times was brownies served this year at mishmar 

(1

(2

(3

(2

200

what happens if you tell an egg a joke?

they will crack up

200

what does the matzo represent?

emuna

healing 

300

Share the horah of this week's sicha with everyone  

Regardless of his present spiritual state, no mat ter how severe  the degree of concealment which he faces, he must never despair, (G-d forbid). On the contrary, he should realize that he can reach an even loftier revelation by overcoming that concealment.

300

for how many years did mendel amzalak go to camp for 

6

300

"don't hurt a yasom or almana"

is mitzvah number

#256

#254

#251

 

#256

300

why do bananas have to put on sunscreen?

they might peel

300

what is merkez shluchois?

bochrim fly around the world to do mivtzoim in different areas of the world

400

What does this have to do with are sicha "when Darkness Leads to Light"

that thru teshuva a person becomes closer to hashem

400

name one year the rebbe visited gan yisroel

5715 5716 5720

400

what shiur number is todays sefer hamitzvos?

shiur #37

400

how does a tree go home from work?

he leaves

400

how many cups of wine do we drink at the seder in total

8

500

in what year was today's sicha said?

(ַמשיחת פֶרשת פַקֹודי, תשי״ַז)

500

in what location was YSP in when it was founded?



The Yeshivah Summer Program (YSP) Morristown was founded in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania

500

 how many pounds is the great wall of china?

116,100,000,000 pounds

500

why don't birds follow directions?

they like to wing it

500

What are the five grains that can become Chametz?

  • Wheat

  • Barley

  • Rye

  • Spelt

  • Oats

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