BAD JOB INTERVIEW RESPONSES
"Special skills?" Icandrink5Doubleshot
energycoffeedrinksfrom
thischainin1minute&
youcannevereventell
Starbucks
Yahoo!'s Sketchy Players sang of the grayer set with "We're Not Young", a parody of this band
fun.
This royal's will provided for her sons William & Harry & 50,000 pounds for former servant Paul Burrell
Princess Diana
Synonym for unattached
single
Not baddest but this word is the proper superlative degree of "bad"
worst
"Would you relocate?" Only to this Vermont capital, as I'm uncomfortable in any capital city over 8,000 people
Montpelier
"Is this the frat life?" begins College Humor's "Brohemian Rhapsody", a take on this band's tune
Queen
In his 1788 will this Philadelphian called himself a printer & president of the state of Pennsylvania
Benjamin Franklin
Synonym for heartfelt
sincere
If you're in the Northern Hemisphere, point one arm at the North Star & the other at the horizon--the angle between the two will give you roughly where you are on the earth in degrees of this
latitude
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Replacing Kirk Hammett as lead guitarist of this "Unforgiven" band
Metallica
"Keep it secret, keep it safe, I got a long grey beard", says this magic man in a Psy spoof
Gandalf
This actress who died in 1962 left her personal effects to her mentor Lee Strasberg
Marilyn Monroe
Synonym for scorch
singe
Under California law, killing someone while you're carjacking him is this crime
"Any questions?" What's your sick leave policy? I'm prone to this most common but least deadly type of plague
bubonic plague
Billy Joel is parodied in "We Didn't Start" this type of war in which insults are hurled online
a flame war
His 1821 will, written on St. Helena, stipulated that his ashes be scattered "on the banks of the Seine"
Napolean Bonaparte
Synonym for menacing
sinister
212 degrees Fahrenheit equals this many degrees Celsius
100 degrees celsius
"What do you bring to the company?" My pet, a naked this... I have him with me today
a mole rat
A YouTube cover of this Lana Del Rey song features Princess Peach & the Mario brothers in a love triangle
Video Games
This 19th c. British novelist asked to be buried on Mount Vaea in Samoa "under the wide and starry sky"
Robert Louis Stevenson
Synonym for Sri Lankan
Sinhalese
With shared great-grandparents, the children of Caroline Kennedy & RFK Jr. are this degree of cousin
second cousins