The Man, The Myth, The Mitchell
Mitchell's Doppëlganger, the raptor trainer.
Who is Chris Pratt?
Group of vegetables Mitchell can't stand the most.
What are broccoli?
The opening anthem for the Bone Daddy, a song performed by Marilyn Manson.
What is this "This is Halloween"?
Favorite Board Game.
What is Wingspan, aka "birbs"?
Mitchell's second language, besides Latin.
What is sarcasm?
"Tinder Mitch" used this tuber-ific request in his dating bio when moving to Boise.
What is, "Looking for the hottest potato in the land of spuds."
This type of beer. Not for the taste, but for what it stands for.
What are IPAs?
In this lip-read parody, Yoda tries to beat these creatures with his stick.
What are seagulls?
The speed at which Mitchell hikes.
Mitchell's initial response to most requests.
What is "No"?
An undesired outcome of playing board games or racing against Shelby?
What is losing?
Mitchell knows every lyric to this duet with Kiki Dee and Elton John.
What is "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"?
Favorite Brewery.
What is Terminal Gravity?
In an argument, Mitchell will always take this side.
What is the opposite / contrary / devil's advocate position?
This real animal Mitchell believed was imaginary until 2019.
What is a Narwhal?
This common addition to a popular snack among movie goers.
What is butter on popcorn?
Per a hug-averse singing notepad, this color is not creative.
What is the color green?
Mitchell's First Job.
What is a Merchandiser / soda stacker?
A traditional Mitchell greeting.
What is "uh, suh"?
"Tinder Mitch" also had this 'magical' tagline in his dating bio, once upon a time.
What is "Poet Sorcerer"?
A type of diplomatic strategy, sometimes found in games of Catan.
What are trade embargoes and/or collusion?
The place and time to get down the fiddle, get down the bow, kick off your shoes, and throw them on the floor.
What is a Louisiana Saturday Night?
Target Monday NYT Crossword Puzzle Completion Time.
What is 5 minutes.
Mitchell's Favorite Goodbye.
What is "Ta-Ta"?