January 8th Birthdays
Your local monthly Jeopardy Trivia Host
Mitch (Me)
"In a hole in the ground, there lived a Hobbit."
The Hobbit (JRR Tolkien)
"My Bologna has a first name, it's <first name of product>
My Bologna has a second name, it's <second name of product>
I love to eat them every day
And if you ask me why I'd say...
Cause <the product> has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A"
Oscar Mayer
"YOU...SHALL NOT...PASS!!!!!"
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (1st movie)
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say...
I Want It That Way (Backstreet Boys)
The King of Rock & Roll
Elvis
"You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter."
Huckleberry Finn (Mark Twain)
Kid: "You want my <drink>? No really you can have it..."
Injused Athlete walking to dressing room: "OK" <takes drink and chugs it>
Kid: "See you around" <turns to leave>
Athlete: "Hey kid, catch" <tosses jersey to kid>
Kid: "Thanks Mean Joe!"
Coke
"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."
A Christmas Story
Wave your hands in the air
Like you don't care
Glide by the people as they start to look and stare
Do your dance, do your dance
Do your dance quick, mama
Come on baby, tell me, what's the word?
Word Up (Cameo)
Author of a 'Brief History of Time' and he guest starred on 'Big Bang Theory' several times (he was Sheldon's favorite physicist & Wolowitz made a remote control wheelchair model of him)
Stephen Hawking
"Marley was dead, to begin with."
A Christmas Carol (Charles Dickens)
Bob Uecker (Mr. Baseball): "The best thing about being an ex-Big Leaguer is getting free tickets to the game...and once these fans recognize me I probably won't even have to pay for my beer..."
Usher: "You're in the wrong seats buddy, come on..."
Bob Uecker (Mr. Baseball): "Oh, I must be in the front row..."
Bob Uecker (in the top deck cheap sheets): "Good seats...hey buddy, he missed the tag, he missed the tag..."
Miller Lite
Swordsman 1: "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you."
Swordsman 2: "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die."
The Princess Bride
At this moment, you mean everything
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty...
Come on Eileen (Dexys Midnight Runners)
Civil War General who was Robert E. Lee's second in command; Lost Cause advocates made him the scapegoat for the loss at Gettysburg
James Longstreet
"'Where’s Papa going with that ax?' said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast.“
Charlotte's Web (E.B. White)
Wife: "Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?"
Secretary: "Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker?"
Orbit Gum
"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!"
Groundhog Day
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt, I love this land...
God Bless the U.S.A. (Lee Greenwood)
Actress that played the Wicked Witch of the West on screen in 'Wicked'
Cynthia Erivo
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen)
"He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side, IF he had one...
If opportunity knocks, and he's not home, opportunity waits...
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him...
Your guess is as good as his. On second thought, no its not...
He is the most interesting man in the world."
Most Interesting Man: "Stay thirsty, my friends..."
Dos Equis
“You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!"
The Sandlot
You say I am loved when I can't feel a thing
You say I am strong when I think I am weak
And You say I am held when I am falling short
And when I don't belong, oh You say I am Yours
And I believe, I believe, what...
You Say (Lauren Daigle)