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What fruit was hidden in a haystack?
What did the plant say after being released?
I'm turning over a new LEAF.
What can you catch but not throw?
COLD
What is a mathematicians favorite food?
Why did the clown help the lady across the road?
Because it was a nice JESTER.
What has a spine, but no bones?
Book
What award is given to someone for the best knock knock joke?
A No-Bell prize
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age
The teacher said solve for x.
The only reply was a question.
How do you organize a fundraiser Earth day?
You PLANet
What did a mime’s parents say to it when it broke the rules?
Get your act together.
The kind of room without doors and windows.
A mushroom
What flies but has no wings, moves and never stops?
Time
What are vegetables best friends?
Two peas in a pod.
What is a lollipop’s favorite social media platform?
The CANDYgram
You hear me once, you heard me again, and then I die until I am called again.
Echo
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
Candle
The bank that never gives you money.
River BANK
Why was she mad when they split the pie?
I’m What did one nose say to another after a long time?
I TissYOU
What kind of stalker never follows you around?
A Bean STALKer
The teacher said solve for x.
The only reply was a question.
Why? Get it Y. Hahahah
What fills till it overflows but never goes back the way it came?
Tears
What animal can jump higher than a house?
All animals can jump higher than a house because houses can’t jump.
Why did the vampire give up littering?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it.