Know Your Chat
This chat was dedicated to announcing weekly bingo outings and is loosely based on a 1882 Catholic Fraternal organization.
What is Buds International?
[Photo Jeopardy] He created this meme after telling Kenny he would "see him Sunday", to which Kenny replied, "No, you won't".
Who is Ben?
Reece owes Jake this amount of money?
What is $200?
Several of the buds live in towns with this store, confirming that they do indeed live in a small town.
What is Dollar General?
A waitress at this restaurant did not believe that Jeremy was Patrick's son.
What is the Olive Garden?
This now defunct chat showcased Straight $ Homies Columbia Heights driveway basketball court.
What is the Water Tower Hoops Club?
Kenny once appeared in a commercial for this financial institution.
What is Financial One Credit Union?
This is the primary winter activity in Jeremy's book, maybe just behind Christmas.
What is the Crooked Lake Ice Carousel?
This is the only bud crib with an actual crib*.
What is Jeremy's house (would also accept Oakview Estates)?
*Would possible accept Eli's house depending on his response (or Cambridge Manor).
This is the only feat faster than Jeremy becoming a dad.
What is Usain Bolt's 100-meter dash?
This chat led to impromptu nighttime visits to Jeff Bryne and Straight $ Homie's backyards for shenanigans and s'mores.
What is the Loyal Order of Bonfire Buds?
Kenny stars in a podcast called "Six in the Mix". If he had a podcast about his fantasy football escapades and his love of luggage, it would be called this?
What is "Hustle in the Duffle"?
This is Jake's preferred toilet bowl shape.
What is elongated?
While Straight $'s crib has a screened in porch, the Hustler's crib has this screened in.
What is a swimming pool?
If you marry a widow who already has a grown up daughter, and your father marries the widow's grown up daughter, now the widow's daughter becomes your mother. Since your mother's mother is your wife, your wife is also your grandma. As the husband of your grandma, you are now this.
What is your own grand dad (as the husband of your grandmother)?
This chat was formerly known as the Holdingford Hooligans?
What is the Long Prairie Lunks?
Kenny opened a furniture resale shop in Florida. Before this, he wished to open Florida's first location of this Minnesota-based pizza franchise.
What is Red's Savoy?
This is the eighteenth letter of the Greek alphabet and not a woman.
What is Sigma Man?
This bud's crib is single-handedly keeping the U.S. gypsum industry in business.
Who is Eli?
With Eli's kid coming soon, how many more would he need to tie Elon Musk?
What is 13?
This chat led the buds to stuff five people into Straight $'s Hyundai Elantra for an afternoon of reaching new heights.
What is Bouncin' Buds?
Of these two headlines, this one is true: "Florida Man Found Riding Ostrich Naked Down Main Street During Rush Hour" or "Florida Man Tries to Hustle Minnesota Fantasy Football League, Gets Dropped By Fourth Seed Team in Playoffs".
What is the second one?
What is Slim Chickens?
This bud's crib is the only one on the block that you don't hear accordion music coming from?
Who is Ben Smith?
This is why scuba divers fall backwards off a boat.
What is because if they fell frontwards they'd still be on the boat?