Lions, Tiger or Bears
Matthew Stafford
Lions
"______ Woman Calls 911 for Cigarettes"
Texas
The cool uncle on Full House and frontman of ______ and the Rippers
Uncle Jessie
She has the Right Stuff, but they prefer to Hang Tough
New Kids on the Block
He played Van Wilder and Deadpool
Ryan Reynolds
Mike Ditka
Bears
"______ Man Accused of Luring Kids Tells Cops He Can't Recall As He 'Drinks 18-20 Beers' Before Talking to Children"
Florida
The creepy bald uncle from the Addams Family
Uncle Fester
Everybody rock your body and quit playing Games with their heart because they Want it that way
Backstreet Boys
He wrote and acted in Pineapple Express, Knocked-up and This is The End
Seth Rogan
Kenny Golladay
Lions
"______ man arrested after shooting at the moon, high on marijuana"
Arizona
He wrote the lyrics... "Follow me and everything is alright. I'll be the one to tuck you in at night..."
Uncle Kracker
They said Bye, Bye, Bye to the puppet strings
NSYNC
Discovered by Usher he recently asked "What Do you Mean?
Justin Bieber
Miguel Cabrera
Tigers
"_______ man settles suit over condom in Whopper"
Texas
His Instant Rice products makes cooking rice a breeze
Uncle Ben
They love Truly, Maddly and Deeply
Savage Garden
His early success included Ace Ventura, The Mask and Cableguy
Jim Carrey
William "The Refridgerator" Perry
Bears
"______ Man Thought He'd Do Donuts on the Airport Runway. Police Were Not Amused."
Florida
Kevin McCahlister's cheap skate uncle in the Home Alone movies
Uncle Frank
Chinese food makes them sick and they think it's fly when girls drop by for the summer... for the summer
LFO
He started his career as half the fictitious band Wyld Stallions before he took the red pill in the Matrix
Keanu Reeves