Get ready for Dad jokes
100

How do you catch a squirrel? 

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

200

Why dont eggs tell jokes? 

They might crack up!!

300

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts 

400

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

500

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 

In case he got a hole in one!

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