TOXINS ARE NO GOOD
IF TOXINS ARE BAD...MOTHER NATURE CAN BE WORSE
A&P is for me
I am shocked
Let me reassess.
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WHAT ROUTE OF EXPOSURE TO A TOXIC SUBSTANCE OR POSION IS THROUGH THE TOP OF THE SKIN?
What is Absorption?
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Mom you have made it so hot and I can't stand it. I am sweating and wanting nothing but to jump in an ice bath. I am experiencing what and my body temperature is reading
What is hyperthermic and 101.1 F?
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I HAVE 20/20 VISION WITH MY EYES. BUT THESE ISLETS LET ME EAT SUGAR AND BREAK IT DOWN.
What is the Islets of Langerhans (Pancreas)?
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The bleed or no bleed type of shock is know as this.
What is Hypovolemic shock?
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I need to take repeat vital signs. I should take them every _____for a sick patient and every _______for a stable patient.
What is 5 mins and 15 mins?
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I HAVE RECENTLY BOUGHT NARCAN AT CVS FOR WHAT TYPE OF EMERGENT SITUATION
What is an opiate overdose
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A PATIENT THAT SURVIVES 24 HOURS OR MORE AFTER DROWNING IS CONSIDERED TO HAVE EXPERIENCED WHAT TYPE OF SITUATION
What is A NEAR DROWNING EMERGENCY?
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The blood returns to the heart from the lungs via what.
What is the pulmonic vein?
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Obstructive Shock consists of 3 flavors, pulmonary embolism and the needle twins. The names of these twins are.
What is a Tension Pneumothorax and Cardiac Tamponade.
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I assess my patient's LOC using AVPU and I find I have to yell at them to answer me. They are alert to what type of stimulus
What is verbal?
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I could not get my keyboard as clean as I would like, so I tried to clean my brain with the same cleaner.
What is dust-off
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I have a bad case of arachnophobia and had a standoff with this monster.
What is a brown recluse?
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Gas exchange happens at what level in the alveoli.
What is the capillary level?
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A form of Distributive shock includes this life threatening emergency that is associated with the sting of a bee.
What is Anaphylaxis?
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I need to assess my patient's past medical history. I am going to use this method to do so.
What is SAMPLER?
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I do not like the sugar free version of this drink, but I love the powdered form of it.
What is Coke.
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME MOTHER? I AM FREEZING, SHIVERING AND TURNING BLUE.
What is becoming hypothermic?
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If I am trying to remember the answer to this question what lobe of the brain am I using.
What is the Temporal Lobe?
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Cardiogenic Shock consists of what 2 flavors.
What is a rate that is too fast or too slow and ACS?
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I have just administered nitro for chest pain, along with vital signs what else should I reassess
What is the patient's pain level.
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I took a tub last night and it smelled so good. I ingested and smoked the substance and turned into a walking zombie.
What is bath salts
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I THOUGHT I WAS A REAL MOUNTAINEER AND COULD CLIMB K2. I STARTED EXPERIENCING SHORTNESS OF BREATH, LIKE I WAS BREATHING THROUGH WATER AND COUGHING UP PINK SPUTUM. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
What is EXPERIENCING High-altitude pulmonary edema (HAPE)?
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I NEED TO START THE HEART. I GET MY INITAL ELECTRICAL IMPULSE FROM WHERE.
What is the SA Node?
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If I was to build a triangle representing perfusion I would need these 3 parts.
What is Heart, blood vessels and blood?
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After my history taking I am going to do a focused physical exam. I can use two methods one is by ______ and the other is by________.
What is body regions and the other is body systems?