People
He is... SO SMART
Who is Mike Leibson?
We also would accept... Jonathan Warsh.
This is how to get your cable fixed.
What is scream REPRESENTATIVE NOW?
AWWWWWL ova the vents.
What is baby powder?
Topic 1
What is Caaahvid?
I just put a breath mint. Would you like one?
What is what to say to the police after you've been drinking when trying to help a friend getting a DUI?
A self-hating Jew
Who is Bernie Sanders?
I know... I meant to.
What is what to say when you're driving in both lanes?
One day when you have your own one of these, you'll understand.
What is a kitchen?
Topic 2
What is the Holocaust Center?
Too young
What is the reason Ali didn't get an MIP on December 5, 1998?
Reckless
Who is David DeVine for leaving the house and going to restaurants?
When someone backs into a tight parking space in Ann Arbor?
What is scream AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!?
Also acceptable would be scream "DO NOTTTTTTTT!!"
Rub it in.
What is what NEVVA to do to a stain?
Topic 3
What is the liberal agenda?
Call 911 when this intruder is in your house
What is a chipmunk?
Michigan football head coach and former NFL player
Who is Jim Harbo?
Plow through pedestrians
What is how to get out of the UM parking lot after 7 drinks?
A type of dust covering for plants and everything else before leaving for vacation
What are plastic bags?
Also acceptable would be dish towels.
Topic 4
What is anti-semitism?
Can't-lose defense in traffic court when the judge says Mom already has a record.
What is say, "you're right. Arrest her."
Average
Who is Jonas/the Puss?
What to say after a gift is opened
What is "use it in good health!"
Common cause of a plumbing backup
What is WAAAAYYYYY TOO MUCH toilet paper?
Topic 5
What is Caaahvid?
This 1980s Maryland State Trooper gave small children plastic police badges after writing speeding tickets.
Who is Officer Bell?