By the numbers
Dad lore
All about the pets
Married with children
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100

Dad once set his foot on fire at a family bon fire. What year was this?

2019

100

At a family thanksgiving, a cat famously did a “burnout” in the salad. What cat was this

Momo

100

All of your kids had the same “imaginary” friend. What was its name?

Jeff

100

How many US states has Jesse thrown up in from drinking?

Four

200

What was the home phone number?

419-634-7544

200

Dad once flattened a cornhole board at Lake Cumberland? Who all was Dad playing with when this happened?

Rich, Jake and Lane

200

What was Apollos slave name? (Original name at the shelter)

Billy #2

200

Who gave Jake is first vape?

Liv

200

Four of us went to see the Steelers play in Pittsburgh. Who were they playing?

Patriots

300

Between your 3 kids, how many sports were they involved in?

Ten. 

Jesse- Football, Tennis, Soccer, T-ball

Jake- Soccer and T-ball

Sis- Swim, Track, Cheer, Soccer

300

What year did we get Dixie?

2010

300

At the zoo, one of your 3 kids tried to steal a toy and was talked out of it by a sibling. Which sibling was which?

Jake=theif

Liv=Good Samaritan

300

As a child, Jesse left his favorite bear behind in Amish country. What color was that bear?

Powder blue

400

Lane has been around for almost all of Jesse’s life. How old was Jesse when they met?

Nine
400

While at a New Years Eve murder mystery party at Sis and Lanes, Dad had to play a character where he lost his pet cat. What was the cats name?

Percy

400

Sis once had a cat cleverly named “cat” What was her real name?

Lola

400

Of your children, who was born on a Wednesday?

Alivia and Jesse

500

Jake was suspended from school for having 6 items of “contraband” in his car. Name 4 of those items

Vape, second vape, vape juice, knife, baton, lil slugger bat

500

Dad once passed out on new years after a terrible Ohio state game, this is the night lumpy was born. Who were the buckeyes playing?

Clemson. 31-0 Final

500

Over the years, how many different species of animals have the Okulys held as pets?

Nine! Dogs, cats, fish, lizards, chickens, rabbits, hermit crabs, frog, and Guinea pigs

500

Jesse was once attacked by bees. How many times was he stung?

Five

500

While on our trip to Tybee island we had a large inflatable alligator. What was its name?

Jorge (whore hay)

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