#momfaves
Mom’s fave color is,
What is green?
Mom’s number one most repeated phrase is
what is “because I said so and I’m the mom”
In moms moms mompast the sport she loved to play was
What is softball?
Mom cringes when people repeat them more than this many times
What is three times?
Mom had a NoThankYouBite in school/at work when she had to help with
What is map testing?
Mom‘s fave animal is
What is penguin?
Something mom often repeats at least 5 times a day to the two middle children is
What is “STOP”?
OR
What is “get off the couch!”?
OR
What is “get that off your head!”?
in moms mompast the college she went to was
What is MNU
Mom cringes when students at school expect her to do this.
What is expect her to weasel them out of trouble from other teachers?
(I think. I didn’t rly ask.)
Mom had a NoThankYouBite when her second child did this at harmony hill kids camp.
What is picked up an injured bird?
mom’s fave movie is
What is it’s a wonderful life?
Mom’s famous pronunciation of snack is
What is ShnnnnaK?
In mom‘s mompast she was on the ____________ team
What is cheerleading?
Mom makes her eldest son cringe when she does this.
What is talks like gen-z?
Mom had a NoThankYouBite when daycare tried to force us to do this.
What is potty train Joey?
mom’s fave subject in school was
What is math?
one of the many things that mom says when she looses her marbles is
What is (insert gibberish here)?
In mom’s mompast she played through a softball game with this broken bone
What is her arm?
mom cringes when her children ask this while at Walmart.
What is “can we get this?”?
Two parter!
Mom had a NoThankYouBite during this year because of this reason
What is 2020?
AND
What is because we we’re all home together all the time?
Mom’s fave food is
What is if sleep was a food
According to m0m the pronunciation of diaper is
bIper
In moms mompast she started a food fight by
What is Shoving a cupcake in someone’s face?
Mom cringes when asbury does this.
What is acts extremely unprofessional?
Mom had a NoThankYouBite when this tiring event happened a few days before the first day of the 22-23 school year.
What is open house?