Hidden Talents
Give mom a paper and she will create
An origami bird or helicopter
Mommy's word for smelly feet
fohkepesteh
The street where mommy grew up
Ocean parkway and Ave S
How mommy describes anyone she likes who is over the age of 30
Daddy tried to steal this weekly
Don't go to the salon, just head to her closet for....
haircuts
When she turns your child upside down on her lap, she says:
Janeh
Name the model of Jerry's car that mommy crashed when they were engaged and she went to pick me up from a birthday party
Jaguar
The quote in Mommy's kitchen
What happens at grandmas, never happened
Cut into perfect triangles
pancakes
The only one who is allowed to do this, she even keeps a special tool in her pocketbook
cutting nails
When you leave her house to drive .1 miles away
How did mommy get to high school
hitched
When we misbehaved she always said
I'm gonna run away
She calls this healthy and the kids ask for this every time they're at her house
noodles with butter
Describe the watercolor painting mommy created that hung in the dining room at 12 musket lane
Old man and little boy
Mommy's word for a an ugly busy pattern
Ginga Kapatchka
Name two of mommy's previous bosses
Drew, Roz
When mommy had to explain anything bad she did as a teenager
It was different back then
Cream of wheat and A LOT of sugar
Farina
We thought daddy was the doctor in the family, but apparently mommy is skilled at resuscitation of this
reviving orchids from the dead
The authority for weather and news
They
Where did mommy take us to meet Jerry, Ari and Dana
pumpkin patch
The reason for Joey's middle name
Hey Mikey, he likes it
Made once a year to perfection but its very hard to convince her to veer away from the original flavors
hamentashen