Fan
If mom were a fan, would she be fast or slow?
Very slow
If mom were a tree, how tall would she be?
5ft. The same height she is now. Actually maybe a bit shorter (if that's possible)
If mom were a school, would she be new and shiny or old and rusty?
old and rusty
If mom were a flower, what flower would she be?
a. sunflower
b. rose
c. deformed flower that looks like a... (finish your response)
C
If mom were a chicken, why would she cross the road?
What would fan mom blow?
a. farts
b. graceful toots
c. air
d. you don't want to know
e. all of the above
E - all of the above
If mom were a tree, she would...
a. sway in the wind
b. fall and knock over a house
c. sit still and peacefully
d. slowly die because she, for some weird reason, is in a desert and it never rains and no one cares enough to water her
D
If mom were a school, would she get good reviews?
If mom were a flower, what color would she be?
a. yellow
b. red
c. blue
d. black
e. orange
D - black as night
If mom were a chicken, would she get run over when crossing the road? (answer in percent chance)
88.193041%
If mom were a fan, how much would she cost?
a. $300
b. $150
c. $75
d. $15
e. $10
f. $5
g. $1
h. 1 (cent)
i. negative $10
j. negative $100
J - negative $100
Tree mom would have which of the following things? (only one is right)
a. Beautiful sunflowers
b. tulips
c. a flee nest
d. a moth infestation
A - beautiful sunflowers
You're welcome mom. At least I hope. I suppose it is possible you could have picked one of the other ones thinking that's what I would pick. In that case, hahaha!
If mom were a school, what days would she be open??
If mom were a flower, would she be alive, dying, or dead?
dying - picked by a little child who then dropped it and another kid accidently stomped on her
If mom were a chicken, would she cockadoodledoo or bockbockbock or just make annoying noises?
surprise! all answers are correct!
If mom were a fan, at what store would she be sold?
a. the dollar store (but at a special discount)
b. amazon (also at a special discount and free shipping)
c. Goodwill (people had to pay to donate her)
e. in Israel where mom's fanning skills are recognized and appreciated
A, B, or C
Mom, I know you picked D. You are wrong. And you know it. You knew it when you picked this answer.
If mom were a tree, her neighbor trees would tell her...
a. I love you
b. You're a great neighbor.
c. You need help. No, seriously! Why are you smiling? Are you halucinating again? I did not say anything nice to you!!! There's something wrong with you. You need a tree therapist.
d. Want to go jetskiing? Oh, oops, I forgot you're a short tree... actually more like a stub.
e. all of the above in order of a, b, c, and then d
E:
I love you
You're a great neighbor.
You need help. No, seriously! Why are you smiling? Are you halucinating again? I did not say anything nice to you!!! There's something wrong with you. You need a tree therapist.
Want to go jetskiing? Oh, oops, I forgot you're a short tree... actually more like a stub.
At mom school, what would they serve for lunch?
snack
If mom were a flower, how would she get her energy?
a. photosynthesis
b. from the joy of little children
c. from the joy of babies
d. from God
B - the joy of little children
If mom were a chicken, would she be a happy four-legged individual?
YES
What would mom look like if she were a fan? (draw or describe & say where her head would be)
file:///C:/Users/micah/Downloads/fan.PNG
If mom were a tree, what would she look like? (describe the tree, where her head would be)
file:///C:/Users/micah/Downloads/tree.PNG
If mom were a school, what would she look like? (describe)
file:///C:/Users/micah/Downloads/school.PNG
If mom were a flower, what would she look like?
file:///C:/Users/micah/Downloads/flower.PNG
If mom were a chicken, what would she look like?
file:///C:/Users/micah/Downloads/chicken.PNG