Alternate Universe Lori Weavers
British Television
Name that Powerful Woman
Cats that are Smaller than Scout
Kindergarten Environmentalism
400
In an alternate universe where Lori was a big rodent that ate trees.
Lori Beaver
400
And now for something completely different: This classic comedy show features sketches like "The Ministry of Silly Walks" and "Dead Parrot"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
400
This Pakastani who stood up to the Taliban
Malala Yousafzai
400
These itty bitty baby kitties, chronicled by poet, William Blake, weigh between 200-680 lbs as adults (so roughly half of one Scout)
Tigers
400
what this
the earth
800
In an alternate universe where Lori not only ate meat, but cut it up in a butcher shop.
Lori Cleaver
800
Appropriately-named Mary Berry and professional weirdo, Paul Hollywood, host the first few seasons of this heartwarming culinary competition
The Great British Baking Show
800
Ka-plooie! Who's this girly?
Donald Trump
800
The beloved "Catbus" from this Studio Ghibli film is large enough to house several children (but is still smaller than Scout)
My Neighbor Totoro
800
if bobby has trash and he fro it on the ground, what happen?
oyyyyy!
bobby get in trouble
1200
In an alternate universe where Lori never lost her faith in the conservative version of the Christian ideation of "God" on which she was raised.
Lori Believer
1200
Helmed by writer, star, and producer, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, this is an incredibly hilarious show about a young woman whose friend dies.
Fleabag
1200
Pictured here as the character she inspired
Rosie (The Riveter)
1200
This musician may have sold millions of albums, but he'll never be bigger than Scout
Cat Stevens
1200
wat it call when a big plan fly over the field and spray all the bugs?
EVIL
1600
In an alternate universe (but not that alternate) in which Lori occasionally makes a lot of nose noise while she's sleeping.
Snore-y Weaver
1600
Not Britsh, per se, but definitely set there, this show features Sandra Oh as an anxious and blustery woman detective trying to capture Jodie Comer as an equally female professional killer.
Killing Eve
1600
This foreign socialist who wants to take away guns and give them to illegal transgender adrenochrome dealers who can cross the border by travelling through the dreams of democrats like some kinda Mexican Freddy Kreugar
Kamala Harris
1600
This image is both real and appears to depict a cat of this notoriously-large, water-loving breed which pales in comparison to Scout
Maine Coone
1600
how many planet earths are there?
Across the entire franchise, there are 7 books, 3 films, and 6 television series
2000
In an alternate universe in which Lori was a large breed belonging to the gundog and sporting breed groups which was developed in the United States during the 19th century and historically used by local market hunters to retrieve waterfowl, pull fishing nets, and rescue fishermen.
Lori Chesapeake Bay Retriever
2000
This British drama about a group of troubled teens in Bristol changes its cast every few seasons and explores issues like dysfunctional family, mental illness, eating disorders, and post-traumatic stress disorder. It also features a scene where a class of British highschoolers put on a musical about 9-11 featuring a character called the "Boogie Woogie Bagel Boy"
Skins
2000
This russian leader, born Princess Sophie Augusta Frederica von Anhalt-Zerbst
Catherine II (The Great)
2000
This is the starting weight (+/- 5 lbs) of Beau Nugget, star of "My Big Fat Pet Makeover". (roughly 1/100th the current weight of Scout)
23.5 lbs
2000
what are the 3 R's?
reading, riting, recycling