Sarah-isms
Sarah's desire for organization is apparent in these tags she placed on the pantry shelves.
What are labels?
This is the enemy of wood
What is water?
Perhaps Sarah's favorite saying, it was first said by Nona
What is "How'd that work out for you?"
This place actually has a museum with her family in it
What is Gold Hill?
Perhaps ironically, Sarah is really good at crossword puzzles despite being terrible at this
What is spelling?
During these "shows", Sarah tries on her new dresses and Jon and Lia shower her with compliments (mostly)
What are Fashion Shows
This is where you put the dirty dishes (not in the sink, not at the table, not in your room, not on the counter)
What is the dishwasher?
Sarah says this, or some version of it, to Andy between 1 and 10 times every morning
What is "Get up", "Time for school", or "Get out of bed"?
This orchard, where Sarah likes to walk the dogs, grows a fruit whose oil is often used in cooking
What is the Olive Orchard?
Sarah has an incredibly difficult time with the names of these two people
Who are Sophie and Sophia?
Sarah stores these garden items in the wine cellar, much to the chagrin of Jon
What are flower (bulbs)
Post orientation, Sarah developed this "wheel" to assign these to everyone in the house (it didn't last very long)
What are chores?
Sarah uses this middle name whenever she is mad at someone
What is Nicole?
Sarah loves this nearby restaurant that shares the name with a bird of prey that often has a red tail
What is Hawks
Sarah did this and blamed it on too many things beeping in the car
What is run into our other car?
Sarah likes to read this book on everyone's birthday
What is "Happy Birthday to You"?
Sarah should have included this topic in Orientation because Andy leaves a lot of these "bag organizers" in his room
What are clips?
Sarah appropriates this Spanish word, often heard at bullfights, to cheer on her college basketball team
What is Ole?
After a long day, before bed, Sarah often likes to be in this "place"
What is the bathtub?
Sarah mislabeled the Miele Espresso bin as this, which is ironically appropriate for someone who really needs espresso quickly
What is "Expresso"?
Sarah puts one of these on before walking in the cold (or even the slightly warm) to keep a particular piece of her head from hurting.
What is a headband (ears)?
Sarah should have included this in orientation because Jon keeps leaving these small wrappers all around the house
What are Andes mint (or candy) wrappers?
When Sarah is frustrated, Sarah often says this two-worded expletive-replacement that mimics the "F" word and ends with the first letter of the alphabet
What is "Freakin A"?
One of Sarah's favorite places, she and Jon went to this Scandinavian country together
What is Norway?
Sarah confused the "Restart" button with this similar-sounding button, leading to Jon having to re-setup the Apple TV
What is "Reset"?