Find the Error
The kat in the hat loves to play fotball
kat= cat
fotball= football
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
9
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W
What can run but can’t walk?
A drop of water
How long could a woodchock, chuck if a wod chuck culd chuck wood.
woodchock= woodchuck
wod chuck= woodchuck
culd= could
Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining
If there are four apples and you take away three, how many do you have?
You took three apples so obviously you have three.
What starts with the letter “T,” is filled with “T,” and ends in “T?”
A teapot
What’s full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
My granma gave me a daller ever tyme I wen to her house.
granma= grandma
daller= dollar
tyme= time
What two keys can’t open any door?
A monkey and a donkey.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 months
Beth’s mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, the other one is Sara. What is the name of the third daughter?
Beth
Eye love to go to the bech and play in the ocen.
eye = I
bech = beach
ocen = ocean
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
I am an odd number; take away an alphabet and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (SEVEN-S=EVEN)
Name four days of the week that start with the letter “T.”
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
Say Racecar backwards.
Racecar Backwards
Mcord Elemantary is the hapiest place on earth!!!
Mcord = McCord
Elemantary = Elementary
hapiest = happiest
What does this mean? I RIGHT I
Right between the eyes.
What weighs more - a pound of iron or a pound of feathers?
Both would weigh the same - come on, a pound remains a pound, irrespective of the object!
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name was Friday.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footprints