What did the duck say at the end of his meal at the restaurant when the waiter brought him the check?
I already have a bill!!
What kind of book can create money?
A checkbook!
I am shoved, I am folded, I am stuffed and I am sat on. What am I?
A Wallet!
I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?
The Dentist!!
If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?.
A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.