“Sip, Sip, Hooray”
The drink that magically erases your “I’ll just have one” promise.
what is wine
The sound that instantly triggers your inner 90s kid.
What is dial-up internet?
The highlight of your weekend.
What is not having plans?
The sound that makes every parent flinch.
What is “Mom!” (in three different tones)?
The hairstyle we all regret but pretend was cool.
What is frosted tips / chunky highlights?
The hangover you don’t bounce back from — you recover from like a sports injury.
What is tequila night?
The thing you had to do to listen to one favorite song.
What is rewind a cassette tape?
The body part that hurts for no reason now.
what is the lower back
The silent competition between parents at drop-off.
What is “whose kid looks the most put-together”? OR first in line for car pickup - drop off
The show that taught us friendship, chaos, and 6 roommates in NYC.
What is “Friends”?
The real reason you “host game night.”
What is to drink at home without judgment?
Before Google, we learned everything from this.
What is the encyclopedia?
The most romantic phrase at 40.
What is “I already started the dishwasher”?
The one phrase every parent says after 8 p.m.
What is “go to bed”?
The reason you can quote Mean Girls better than Shakespeare.
What is “2000s girlhood trauma”?
The sound you make when someone suggests shots.
what is "fine"
The Friday night ritual that required both courage and a fake ID
What is Blockbuster and it's back room...
The reason you can’t go out tonight.
what is I sat down
The teacher email that ruins your whole day.
What is “just checking in about missing assignments”?
The song that turns anyone into a dance-floor legend.
What is “Yeah!” by Usher or “Mr. Brightside”?
The classy way to say “I’m coping.”
What is “it pairs well with dinner”?
The thing your kids will never understand about phone calls.
What is talking to someone’s mom first?
The thing that excites you more than nightlife.
What is new patio furniture?
The parenting truth no one tells you.
What is “you’ll start sounding like your own mother”?
The reason you can’t use your maiden name on Facebook anymore.
What is your old MySpace photos resurfaced?