The black Knight
King Arthur
Knights who say "Ni"
Tim the Enchanter
Sir Robin
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What is his famous line?

Tis but a scratch

100

What is his quest?

To find the holy grail!

100

What word do the Knights who say "Ni" hate?

It!

100

what is his name?

Tim?

100

Was sir robin brave?

No, unlike the song suggests

200

What symbol is placed on his outfit?

 A boar

200

What is the symbol on king arthurs outfit?

A sun with a mustache!

200

What do they demand?

A SHRUBBERY!

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What is Tim the Enchanter afraid of?

A killer rabbit

“That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.”

200

What symbol is on sir robins clothing

A chicken!

300

Who shall pass?

None shall pass!

300

How was Arthur chosen as king?

He was given Excalibur by the lady in the lake. 

"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, King Arthur was to carry Excalibur."

300

Who plays the knight who says Ni?

Sandy Johnson

300

What are his powers?

He is capable of creating fire without tinder or flame

300

What did his minstrels say he was not afraid of?

Multiple gory and detailed sentences i'd rather not type out

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Who plays the black knight?

John Cleese, and Richard Burton

400

Do coconuts migrate?

Duh.

400

How tall is the knight of ni?

12 feet tall!

400

How many time does he cast his spells?

20 times.

400

What creature did sir robin "boldly run away" from?

A three headed human monster

500

Why is the black knight able to have his limbs cut off?

Because of the curse on the ebony blade he wields.

500

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Depends on if it's African or European. But it's roughly 20.1 MPH.

500

What do they change their slogan too?

Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!

500

Who plays Tim the Enchanter?

John Cleese

500

WHat happened to sir robins minstrels?

They were eaten by the knights of the round table

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