SWEET
SPICY
SALTY
100

Who does your mommy love the most?

THE BIRTHDAY BABY MOOSA!!!
100

What was the previous record of licks from Archimedes before being shattered by the one and only devilishly dashing Daaniel?

3 licks. Then it was 37, no big deal. 37 licks btw from 3 btw

100

Who made it down the stairs first for the Lind'r chocolate?


we all lost that day

200

How many Gabbies do we have?

3, but actually 2 we struck that one from the record

200

Name all of the current pets we own. Then tell me which one is the fattest.

im not typing this out we'll just figure it out on the spot there's a lot, plus i lost one in the divorce :(

also caesar is the fattest 4sure

200
Who definitely hasn't spent too much on Godzilla figures? And also, has spent way too much money on collector's editions? Also spent money on dark souls board games we've never played? And who doesn't have dolls? 

THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES!!

300

What was the best thing you ever did to your father?

Caca on the head, caca on the head!


300

Which pet has killed the most animals?

NOPE! Fred, wow. what a curveball by me i really got u huh

300
Who's never going to have an adorable Adrian?

You, but no changing diapers, and you still get to be a low commitment funcle.

400

Who's going to NATIONALS BABYYYYY?!?!?

WE'RE GOING TO NATIONALS BABYYYYY111!!!!11!!!

400

Who ate all your peanut butter stew? And who ate all the crispy shrimp? And who ate the pot of food and put the lid back on? And who ate the korean ribs right off the oven stove? Too many crimes, not enough times...

Archi, Aurora, Caesar, Aurora again, and probably Aurora and Caesar again on repeat.

400

What are your two favorite words? (think hard it just might come true)

MARY PIE MARYPIE MARYPIEMARYPIEMARYPIEMARIEPIE

sorry u get ur two actual favorite words: cinammon bun

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