Michael
Known as an artistic soul, Michael excelled in art class from a very young age. What is his favorite color?
What is Blue?
Known for their foul language and erratic manners, this family member threw a full box of chocolates so hard it broke the sound barrier. Who was that family member?
Who is Uncle Chris?
In this cult classic, A Christmas Story, the young protagonist Ralphie had this specific item at the top of his wish list. What was that item? (Must know the official item name)
What is a Red Ryder BB gun?
Some would agree that this superhero has the saddest backstory as he was unwillingly made an orphan. In result he found his purpose in life to be centered around one of his most iconic lines “I am Vengeance”. What is this cape crusader's name?
Who is Batman?
Known to the media as “overrated” or “pretty boy” this Oklahoma graduate has had plenty of "Trials and Tribulations" and is the Philadelphia Eagles current QB1.
Who is Jalen Hurts?
Some would say Michael has a very distinguishable yet simple pallet. Additionally, he has a love for alcoholic beverages that are produced by the brewing and fermentation of starches from certain grains. What is his favorite beer?
What is Coors Light?
During the gift portion of this family birthday party a T-shirt was unwrapped and presented to the group. With not a clear enough view one family member shouted out “Is that the Goonies?” Who was this family member?
Who is Uncle Paul?
In the movie Home Alone the two antagonists, Merv and Harry, specialized in burglary. Once they would finish filling up their van with stolen items they would leave their “Calling Card”. What was their self proclaimed “NickName”?
Who are The Wet Bandits?
Plants are the epitome of what keeps our ecosystem functioning and one of their unique characteristics is that they get and make their own food from the sun. What is that process called?
What is Photosynthesis?
The team who loves to swing down and away, the Philadelphia Phillies, have been a power house in MLB recent history. But of course in Philadelphia sports fashion they always come up short. Which MLB team beat them in their last visit to the NLCS?
Who are the Arizona Diamondbacks?
Michael graduated from the pristine institution of Montgomery County Community College with an Associates in Mass Media Studies and Production. (Everyone Claps) What is his favorite movie?
What is Back to the Future?
Known as a lightweight, this family member was presented with a drinking game involving a deck of cards called “Kentucky Derby”. Ultimately, they did finish the race but with the cost of their sobriety. Who was this tipsy family member?
Who is Aunt E?
In The Grinch we follow his journey on “stealing” Christmas. He steals presents, lights, and even the trees but throughout it all he is accompanied by his loyal companion. What is his Dog's name?
Who is Max?
This Canadian city is the country’s capital.
What is Ottawa?
Before piece of shit Ben Simmons came into all of our lives to ruin everything, not dunking the ball in that one Hawks game, and only accomplish winning ROY. Who was the last player to win ROY for the Sixers?
Who is Michael Carter Williams?
As a self-proclaimed Philadelphia Eagles “Super Fan”, Michael has blessed himself with vast knowledge about the organization’s entire history. Some would say he is the best ball knower in the family but who is his favorite Eagles player of all-time?
Who is Nick Foles?
One year the Morasco brothers, formally known as the “Double Barrell Shotgun Possy”, took a trip to Dorney Park where every brother except one rode the “Super Duper Looper”. Which brother was too much of a sissy and sat out?
Who is Uncle Mike?
In Elf, Buddy embarks upon an adventure in hopes to locate his biological father. During his journey we watch him pass through 3 distinct environments. ____ , then through the sea of swirly twirly gumdrops, and finally the Lincoln Tunnel. What was the first place called?
What is the Candy Cane Forest?
Most of the people here claimed they "paid attention" in school". If that's the case the line "To be or not to be” is from what Shakespeare play?
What is Hamlet?
This Seattle Seahawks player claimed his one way ticket to hell after he committed the worst late helmet to helmet hit, that wasn’t called, onto our beloved Carson Wentz during the first round of the 2020 postseason.
Who is Jadeveon Clowney?
In 2022, Michael was honored with the first overall pick in a dynasty fantasy football draft. Faced with a tough decision between two young wide receivers, who did he pick?
Who is Ja'Marr Chase?
On a sunny afternoon in Roslyn, these two brothers decided to climb up a tree and this should come with no surprise, one of them was pushed out of said tree. This lead to stitches in the head for the victim and an ass whooping for the culprit. Who was the victim?
Who is Uncle Joe?
In National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Clark, the father of the family, proceeds to hang an unfathomable amount of Christmas lights on their house. How many lights were on the Griswold's household?
What is 25,000 Lights?
In the movie "Step Brothers" what furniture piece did Brennan and Dale make in order to have more room for activities?
What is Bunk Beds?
On TNT, former Sixers legend player Charles Barkley was asked "Why don't you have to buy a woman a watch." What was his answer?
What is "Because there's a clock on the stove"?