What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
A phone!
What clothing item is this?
A T-Shirt!
What is this?
A pair of sunglasses!
What emoji is this?
The laughing emoji!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What has an eye but cannot see?
A needle!
What clothing item is this?
A pair of jeans!
What is this?
A necklace!
What emoji is this?
The happy/smiling emoji
What did one plate say to another plate?
Dinner's on me!
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar!
What clothing item is this?
A jacket!
What is this?
A hat!
What emoji is this?
The sad emoji
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9!
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Because it was framed!
What clothing item is this?
Shoes!
What is this?
A backpack!
What emoji is this?
The angry emoji
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
What can go through glass without breaking it?
Light!
What clothing item is this?
Socks!
What are these?
Gloves!
What emoji is this?
The sick emoji