Logic Jokes
What are ten things you can always count on?
Your fingers.
You know what's odd?
Numbers that aren't divisible by two.
How does a mathematician plow fields?
With a pro-tractor.
Why did the boy eat his math homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What shape do you always have to be careful of?
A trap-azoid!
Which month has 28 days?
All of them of course!
How do you make seven even?
Subtract the "s"
Make snow angles
Why was the student confused when he went from English class to math class?
Because he was taught that a double negative in English is bad, but in math, it’s a positive.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pie
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
Why was algebra so easy for the Romans?
X was always 10!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
Why was the student upset when the teacher called him average?
It was a mean thing to say
What's the warmest part of a classroom?
The corner - it's always 90º
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
Why is it had to tell a numerator from a denominator?
There's just a fine line between them.
Where do mathematicians like to go on vacation?
Times Square
What do you call dudes who love math?
Algebros
Which of King Arthur's knights was the best at math?
Why do ranchers have trouble counting their herds?
Because when they round them up, there's always more than they counted!
Why can't you trust a mathematician holding graph paper?
They must be plotting something
Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?
Because they can’t even!
What do geometry teachers have decorating their floors?
Area rugs