Metaphors and things like that
Yehuda is as tall as an oak tree.
What is a simile?
The blackish night smelled like sewage.
What is synesthesia?
Unlike Hillel Kotzer who is a full time paragon of sedulousness, Michael Newman is a part-time paragon of sedulousness.
What is comparison and contrast?
There are many kinds of students in 10H, the good: Akiva Bengio, the humorous: Elisha, and the unclassifiable: Moshe Shapiro.
what is classification?
Everyone thinks that Akiva is smarter than Uriel, so it must be true.
What is ad hominem?
Akival Bengio is a palace of righteousness.
What is a metaphor?
What is zeugma?
If you want to get a good grade on the AP exam, you have to show up to class on time, do all of the work, ask for clarification when confused, and then read difficult non fiction works at home.
What is directive process analysis?
There have been many positive consequences of the chesed program at the yeshiva. Students are more respectful to teachers, they are kinder, and they are harder working.
What is a lie? I mean, what is cause and effect.
After Michael Newman beat up Schneck, his team, Tottenham started winning games. Sometimes, Schneck needs to take a beating.
What is post hoc ergo propter hoc?
The iguana made a lot of money on financial derivatives and reverse credit swaps.
What is personification?
A buchar is a work in progress. All the bricks and scaffolding are there, but he needs to be assembled by his rabbis and teachers. One day, he will be a glimmering skyscraper of righteousness.
What is extended metaphor?
The dorm room at the yeshiva looked like the aftermath of a hurricane. Clothes were strewn everywhere. A half eaten piece of pizza get of a putrid smell of decay.
What is description?
A mensch is someone who cares about others as well as caring for himself. He loves Hashem, but he also tries to do tikkun olam in his community.
What is definition?
I once saw two yeshiva students cuddling. I guess all yeshiva students must cuddle.
What is hasty generalization?
When 10h puts all of their brains together, there is not much they cannot accomplish.
What is synecdoche?
There was a deafening silence in the classroom when Mr. Agenor walked in.
What is an oxymoron?
When Uriel talked all throughout the class, he received a bad grade.
What is cause and effect?
There are many instances of people engaged in chesed. 10H helps younger students find their way. Rabbi Dreyfuss spends his free time learning with students. Also, Dr. Brown gives rides home to his work colleagues.
What is exemplification?
Either you become a furry or you will have a terrible life.
What is either/or reasoning?
Yeshiva Toras Chaim banned smartphones from its campus.
What is metonymy?
Just as Icharus tried to fly to the sun, so too did Yehuda try to dunk on the YHS center.
What is allusion?
You must vote for Akiva to be the next messiah because he is kind, studious, and Hashem fearing.
What is persuasion?
What is narrative?
Kahana is very studious because he likes to study.
What is circular reasoning?